Poems found: 548
PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A PREMATURELY OLD MAN
WHEN DEATH TOMORROW, OR THE MORROW AFTER
MY CHILD IS PHLEGMATIC ... ' - ANXIOUS PARENT
CLEAN CONSCIENCE NEVER RELAXES
DOG'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS ILLITERACY
MAN CAN'T COMPLAIN, CAN'T HE ( A LAMENT FOR THOSE ... )
POSY FOR EDMUND CLERIHEW BENTLEY
STRANGE CASEMENT OF THE POETIC APOTHECARY
ALL QUIET ALONG THE POTOMAC, EXCEPT THE LETTER G
ALL, ALL ARE GONE, THE OLD FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS
ALLERGY IN A COUNTRY CHURCHYARD
AMSTERDAM, ROTTERDAM, AND THE HAGUE
AND DON'T FORGET WEIGHT-LIFTING, SHOT-PUTTING
AND HOW KEEN WAS THE VISION OF SIR LAUNFAL?
AND SO MANHATTAN BECAME AN ISLE OF JOY
AND THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX IN LEAP YEAR
AS GAUGUIN SAID TO SADIE THOMPSON, YOU PRONOUCE IT
AS I WAS SAYING TO ST. PAUL JUST THE OTHER DAY
BANKERS ARE JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE, EXCEPT RICHER
BARMAIDS ARE DIVINER THAN MERMAIDS
BOOP-BOOP-ADIEUP, LITTLE GROUP
BRIEF LIVES IN NOT SO BRIEF - I
BRIEF LIVES IN NOT SO BRIEF - II
BRIEF LIVES IN NOT SO BRIEF - III
BUT I COULD NOT LOVE THEE, ANN, SO MUCH, LOVED I NOT HONORE
CAPERCAILLIE, AVE ATQUE VAILLIE
CATCH OLD ST. VALENTINE BY THE TOE
CHANT AT THE END OF A BEGINNINGLESS SUMMER
COEFFICIENTS OF EXPANSION (A GUIDE TO THE INFANT SEASON)
COME, COME KEROUAC! MY GENERATION IS BEATER THAN YOURS
CONFESSION TO BE TRACED ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE
COUSIN EUPHEMIA KNOWS BEST, OR PHYSICIAN, HEAL SOMEBODY ELSE
DADDY'S HOME, SEE YOU TOMORROW
DECLINE AND FALL OF A ROMAN UMPIRE
DO YOU SPEAK BANTU?, OR ABBREVIATION IS THE THIEF OF SANITY
DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT PUTS ITS FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH
DON'T CRY, DARLING, IT'S BLOOD ALL RIGHT
DON'T EVEN TELL YOUR WIFE, PARTICULARLY
DON'T GRIN, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAR IT
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND THE CURTAIN
DON'T SIT UNDER THE FAMILY TREE
EHEU! FUGACES, OR WHAT A DIFFERENCE A LOT OF DAYS MAKE
EVERYBODY EATS TOO MUCH ANYHOW
EVERYBODY'S MIND TO ME A KINGDOM IS
FEE, FI HO HUM, NO WONDER BABY SUCKS HER THUMB
GLOSSINA MORSITANS, OR THE TSETSE
GOD BLESS THE GIDEONS, OR THERE'S ALWAYS KING JAMES VERSION
GOODY FOR OUR SIDE AND YOUR SIDE TOO
GRASSHOPPERS ARE VERY INTELLIGENT
HAVE YOU READ ANY GOOD BOOKS TOMMORROW
HEARTS OF GOLD, OR A GOOD EXCUSE IS WORSE THAN NONE
HIGH, LOW THE COMEDY: A WINTER'S TALE
HOME, 99 44/100 PERCENT SWEET HOME
HOW CAN ECHO ANSWER WHAT ECHO CANNOT HEAR
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? OH, QUITE LONG
HOW TO GET ALONG WITH YOURSELF
HOW TO TELL A QUAIL FROM A PARTRIDGE
I ALWAYS SAY THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK IN THE SUMMER
I COULD HARDLY WAIT FOR THE SANDMAN
I DIDN'T SAY A WORD, OR WHO CALLED THAT PICCOLO PLAYER ...
I SPY, OR THE DEPRAVITY OF PRIVACY
I SUPPOSE THE GREEKS HAD A COMMERCIAL FOR IT
I WONDER WHAT THEY BROUGHT FROM GHENT TO AIX
I'LL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD COMMISSION
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION, BECAUSE IT SHOWS YOU
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR YOU, BUT I CAN'T HELP LAUGHING
IF A BODER MEET A BODER, NEED A BODER CRY? YES
IF FUN IS FUN, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
IF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY, MAYHAP, MR. MORGAN WOULD SIT
IMPRESSIONS OF SUBURBIA BY ONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN THERE
IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DIXIE
IS THERE AN OCULIST IN THE HOUSE?
IT'S A GRAND PARADE IT WILL BE, MODERN DESIGN
JUST HOLMES AND ME, AND MNEMOSYNE MAKES THREE
JUST HOW LOW CAN A HIGHBROW GO WHEN A HIGHBROW LOWERS
JUST KEEP QUIET AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE
KINDLY UNHITCH THAT STAR, BUDDY
LET'S NOT CLIMB THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT TONIGHT
LINES FRAUGHT WITH NAUGHT BUT THOUGHT
LINES INDITED WITH ALL THE DEPRAVITY OF POVERTY
LINES TO A WORLD-FAMOUS POET WHO FAILED TO COMPLETE ... POEM
LINES TO BE EMBROIDERED ON A BIB, OR, THE CHILD IS FATHER
LINES TO BE MUTTERED THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH ...
LITTLE PRETTY PENNY, LET'S SQUANDER THEE
LOVE UNDER THE REPUBLICANS (OR DEMOCRACTS) (1)
LOVE UNDER THE REPUBLICANS (OR DEMOCRATS) (2)
MA, WHAT'S A BANKER? OR HUSH, MY CHILD
MAX SCHLING, MAX SCHLING, LEND ME YOUR GREEN THUMB
MAY I DRIVE YOU HOME, MRS. MURGATROYD?
MR. ARTESIAN'S CONSCIENTIOUSNESS
MR. BURGESS, MEET MR. BARMECIDE
MR. JUDD AND HIS SNAIL, A SORRY TALE
MS. FOUND UNDER A SERVIETTE IN A LOVELY HOME
MY DEAR, HOWEVER DID YOU THINK UP THIS DELICIOUS SALAD?
NEVER MIND THE OVERCOAT, BUTTON UP THAT LIP
NEVER WAS I BORN TO SET THEM RIGHT
NO TROUBLE AT ALL, IT'S EASY AS FALLING OFF A PORTABLE BAR
NOT GEORGE WASHINGTON'S, NOT ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, BUT MINE
OAFISHNESS SELLS GOOD, LIKE AN ADVERTISEMENT SHOULD
OUR CHILD DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, OR THANK GOD!
PHILOLOGY, ETYMOLOGY, YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY
PIANO TUNER, UNTUNE ME THAT TUNE
PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A PREMATURELY OLD MAN
PUT BACK THOSE WHISKERS, I KNOW YOU
RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: ARCHITECTURAL
RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: BIOLOGICAL
RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: MONSTROUS
RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: REMINISCENT
RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: THEATRICAL REFLECTION
RAVEN, DON'T STAY AWAY FROM MY DOOR - CHANT FOR APRIL FIRST
REFLECTION ON THE FALLIBILITY OF NEMESIS
SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE, ONLY NOT SO MUCH
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CHILDREN
SOME ON IN, THE SENILITY IS FINE
SONG; SUNG BY FATHERS OF SIX-MONTHS-OLD FEMALE CHILDREN
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT NAMES
TARKINGTON, THOU SHOULD'ST BE LIVING IN THIS HOUR
ARMCHAIR GOLFER, OR WHIMPERS OF A SHORTCHANGED VIEWER
BACK OF MINE HAND TO MINE HOST
GOSSIP THAT NEVER SHOULD BE UNLOOSED IS GOSSIP
INVITATION SAYS FROM FIVE TO SEVEN
PASSIONATE PILGRIM AND THE DISPASSIONATE PUBLIC
QUACK FROWN SOX LUMPS OVEN THE
SCREEN WITH THE FACE AND THE VOICE
SECOND MONTH IT'S NOT ITEMIZED
SEVEN SPIRITUAL AGES OF MRS. MARMADUKE MOORE
SLIPSHOD SCHOLAR GETS AROUND TO GREECE
SNARK WAS A BOOJUM WAS A PRAWN
STILLY NIGHT: A SOPORIFIC REFLECTION
STRANGE CASE OF CLASHING CULTURES
STRANGE CASE OF MR. PALLISER'S PALATE
STRANGE CASE OF PROFESSOR PRIMROSE
STRANGE CASE OF THE AMBITIOUS CADDY
STRANGE CASE OF THE LOVERLORN LETTER WRITER
WRONGS OF SPRING, OR NO ALL FOOLS' DAY LIKE ...
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A WAR BETWEEN THE SEXES
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE INSTINCT, FORTUNATELY
THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH IN PARIS
THEY WON'T BELIEVE, ON NEW YEAR'S EVE ...
THIS IS GOING TO HURT JUST A LITTLE BIT
THIS IS MY OWN, MY NATIVE TONGUE
THIS WAS TOLD TO ME IN CONFIDENCE
THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL
TO A SMALL BOY STANDING ON MY SHOES WHILE I AM WEARING THEM
TO THE CHILD WHO'S FARTHER FROM THE MANNERS
TRANSATLANTIC TRANSPORTS, SELS.
TUNE FOR AN ILL-TEMPERED CLAVICHORD
TWO GOES INTO TWO ONCE, IF YOU CAN GET IT THERE
UNCALLED FOR EPITAPH; G. MC N.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN
UP FROM THE EGG: THE CONFESSIONS OF A NUTHATCH AVOIDER
VISITORS LAUGH AT LOCKSMITHS, OR HOSPITAL DOORS ...
WE DON'T NEED TO LEAVE YET, DO WE? OR, YES WE DO
WE HAVE MET THE SASSENACHS AND THEY ARE OURS
WHAT ALMOST EVERY WOMAN KNOWS SOONER OR LATER
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MEANINGFUL DIALOGUE, OR SATISFACTORY TALK?
WHAT IS BIBBIDI-BOBNBIDI-BOO IN SANSKRIT?
WHAT TO DO UNTIL THE DOCTOR GOES
WHAT'S HECUBA TO HIM? A ONE-MINUTE CLOSE-UP
WHAT'S IN A NAME? SOME LETTER I ALWAYS FORGET
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANY SENSE OF HUMOR?
WHEN THE DEVIL WAS SICK COULD HE PROVE IT?
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S VELLEITY
WHICH CAME FIRST, OBEISANCE OR OBESITY
WHICH THE CHICKEN, WHICH THE EGG?
WHILE HOMER NODDED: A FOOTNOTE TO THE ILIAD
WHO CALLED THAT ROBIN A PICCOLO PLAYER?
WHO DID WHICH? OR, WHO INDEED?
WHO TAUGHT CADDIES HOW TO COUNT?
WHO'LL BUY MY LINGUAL? OR, YOU PRONOUNCE PLUIE, LOUIE
WHOSE BABY? - A BRIEF INTRODUCTION TO GRANDPARENTS
WHY THE POSTMAN HAS TO RING TWICE
WILL YOU HAVE YOUR TEDIUM RARE OR MEDIUM?
YOU CAN BE A REPULICAN, I'M A GERONTOCRAT
YOU'LL DRINK YOU'RE ORANGE JUICE AND LIKE IT, COMRADE
YOU'VE GOT TO BE MR. PICKWICK IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY A PICNIC