Classic and Contemporary Poetry
LOVE LANE, by THOMAS HOOD Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: If I should love a maiden more Last Line: To bless your fate -- and curse the gnats! Subject(s): Courtship | ||||||||
IF I should love a maiden more, And woo her ev'ry hope to crown I'd love her all the country o'er, But not declare it out of town. One even, by a mossy bank, That held a hornet's nest within, To Ellen on my knees I sank, -- How snakes will twine around the shin! A bashful fear my soul unnerved, And gave my heart a backward tug; Nor was I cheer'd when she observed, Whilst I was silent, -- "What a slug!" At length my offer I preferr'd And Hope a kind reply forbode -- Alas! the only sound I heard Was, "What a horrid ugly toad!" I vow'd to give her all my heart, To love her till my life took leave, And painted all a lover's smart -- Except a wasp gone up his sleeve! But when I ventured to abide Her father's and her mother's grants -- Sudden, she started up, and cried, "O dear! I am all over ants!" Nay, when beginning to beseech The cause that led to my rebuff, The answer was as strange a speech, "A Daddy-Longlegs sure enough!" I spoke of fortune -- house, -- and lands, And still renew'd the warm attack, -- 'Tis vain to offer ladies hands That have a spider on the back! 'Tis vain to talk of hopes and fears, And hope the least reply to win, From any maid that stops her ears In dread of earwigs creeping in! 'Tis vain to call the dearest names While stoats and weazels startle by -- As vain to talk of mutual flames, To one with glow-worms in her eye! What check'd me in my fond address, And knock'd each pretty image down? What stopp'd my Ellen's faltering Yes? A caterpillar on her gown! To list to Philomel is sweet -- To see the Moon rise silver-pale, -- But not to kneel at Lady's feet And crush a rival in a snail! Sweet is the eventide, and kind Its zephyr, balmy as the south; But sweeter still to speak your mind Without a chafer in your mouth! At last, embolden'd by my bliss, Still fickle Fortune play'd me foul, For when I strove to snatch a kiss She scream'd -- by proxy, through an owl! Then, Lovers, doom'd to life or death, Shun moonlight, twilight, lanes, and bats, Lest you should have in selfsame breath To bless your fate -- and curse the gnats! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...AS YOU WALK OUT ONE MORNING by GLYN MAXWELL TALE OF THE MAYOR'S SON by GLYN MAXWELL THE RIVALS by JAMES WELDON JOHNSON MARJORIE'S WOOING by EMMA LAZARUS THE FORTUNATE SPILL by MARILYN NELSON REQUEST TO LEDA by DYLAN THOMAS |
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