Classic and Contemporary Poetry
THE NEW VESTMENTS, by EDWARD LEAR Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: There lived an old man in the kingdom of tess Last Line: "any more, any more, any more, never more!'" Subject(s): Clothing & Dress; Nonsense | ||||||||
There lived an old man in the Kingdom of Tess, Who invented a purely original dress; And when it was perfectly made and complete, He opened the door, and walked into the street. By way of a hat, he'd a loaf of Brown Bread, In the middle of which he inserted his head; -- His Shirt was made up of no end of dead Mice, The warmth of whose skins was quite fluffy and nice; -- His Drawers were of Rabbit-skins; -- so were his Shoes; -- His Stockings were skins, -- but it is not known whose; -- His Waistcoat and Trowsers were made of Pork Chops; -- His Buttons were Jujubes, and Chocolate Drops; -- His Coat was all Pancakes with Jam for a border, And a girdle of Biscuits to keep it in order; And he wore over all, as a screen from bad weather, A Cloak of green Cabbage-leaves stitched all together. He had walked a short way, when he heard a great noise, Of all sorts of Beasticles, Birdlings, and Boys; -- And from every long street and dark lane in the town Beasts, Birdles, and Boys in a tumult rushed down. Two Cows and a half ate his Cabbage-leaf Cloak; -- Four Apes seized his Girdle, which vanished like smoke; -- Three Kids ate up half of his Pancaky Coat, -- And the tails were devour'd by an ancient He Goat; -- An army of Dogs in a twinkling tore up his Pork Waistcoat and Trowsers to give to their Puppies; -- And while they were growling, and mumbling the Chops, Ten Boys prigged the Jujubes and Chocolate Drops. -- He tried to run back to his house, but in vain, For Scores of fat Pigs came again and again; -- They rushed out of stables and hovels and doors, -- They tore off his stockings, his shoes, and his drawers; -- And now from the housetops with screechings descend, Striped, spotted, white, black, and gray Cats without end, They jumped on his shoulders and knocked off his hat, -- When Crows, Ducks, and Hens made a mincemeat of that; -- They speedily flew at his sleeves in a trice, And utterly tore up his Shirt of dead Mice; -- They swallowed the last of his Shirt with a squall, -- Whereon he ran home with no clothes on at all. And he said to himself as he bolted the door, "I will not wear a similar dress any more, "Any more, any more, any more, never more!' | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...A TRAGIC STORY by ADELBERT VON CHAMISSO HUMPTY DUMPTY RECITATION [OR, SONG] by CHARLES LUTWIDGE DODGSON JABBERWOCKY by CHARLES LUTWIDGE DODGSON THE HUNTING OF THE SNARK: FIT 3. THE BAKER'S TALE by CHARLES LUTWIDGE DODGSON INCIDENTS IN THE LIFE OF MY UNCLE ARLY by EDWARD LEAR THE AKOND [OR, AKHOND] OF SWAT by EDWARD LEAR THE COURTSHIP OF THE YONGHY-BONGHY-BO by EDWARD LEAR |
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