Classic and Contemporary Poetry
A NEW YEAR'S TIME AT WILLARDS'S, by JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: There's old man willards; an' his Last Line: "an' s'repty's good enough fer you!" Alternate Author Name(s): Johnson Of Boone, Benj. F. Subject(s): Auctions; Christmas; Holidays; New Year; Nativity, The | ||||||||
THERE'S old man Willards; an' his wife; An' Marg'et -- S'repty's sister; -- an' There's me -- an' I'm the hired man; An' Tomps McClure, you bet yer life! Well, now, old Willards hain't so bad, Considerin' the chance he's had. Of course, he's rich, an' sleeps an' eats Whenever he's a mind to: Takes An' leans back in the Amen-seats An' thanks the Lord fer all he makes. -- That's purty much all folks has got Ag'inst the old man, like as not! But there's his woman -- jes' the turn Of them-air two wild girls o' hern -- Marg'et an' S'repty -- allus in Fer any cuttin'-up concern -- Church festibals, an' foolishin' Round Christmas-trees, an' New Year's sprees -- Set up to watch the Old Year go An' New Year come -- sich things as these; An' turkey-dinners, don't you know! S'repty's younger, an' more gay, An' purtier, an' finer dressed Than Marg'et is -- but, lawsy-day! She hain't the independentest! -- "Take care!" old Willards used to say, "Take care! -- Let Marg'et have her way, An' S'repty, you go off an' play On your melodeum!" -- But, best Of all, comes Tomps! An' I'll be bound, Ef he hain't jes' the beatin'est Young chap in all the country round! Ef you know Tomps you'd like him, shore! They hain't no man on top o' ground Walks into my affections more! -- An' all the Settlement'll say That Tomps was liked jes' thataway By ever'body, till he tuk A shine to S'repty Willards. -- Then You'd ort 'o see the old man buck An' h'ist hisse'f, an' paw the dirt, An' hint that "common workin'men That didn't want their feelin's hurt 'Ud better hunt fer 'comp'ny' where The folks was pore an' didn't care!" -- The pine-blank facts is, -- the old man, Last Christmas was a year ago, Found out some presents Tomps had got Fer S'repty, an' hit made him hot -- Set down an' tuk his pen in hand An' writ to Tomps an' told him so On legal cap, in white an' black, An' give him jes' to understand "No Christmas-gifts o' 'lily-white' An' bear's-ile could fix matters right," An' wropped 'em up an' sent 'em back! Well, S'repty cried an' snuffled round Consid'able. But Marg'et she Toed out another sock, an' wound Her knittin' up, an' drawed the tea, An' then set on the supper-things, An' went up in the loft an' dressed -- An' through it all you'd never guessed What she was up to! An' she brings Her best hat with her an' her shawl, An' gloves, an' redicule, an' all, An' injirubbers, an' comes down An' tells 'em she's a-goin' to town To he'p the Christmas goin's-on Her Church got up. An' go she does -- The best hosswoman ever was! "An' what'll WE do while you're gone?" The old man says, a-tryin' to be Agreeable. "Oh! you?" says she, -- "You kin jaw S'repty, like you did, An' slander Tomps!" An' off she rid! Now, this is all I'm goin' to tell Of this-here story -- that is, I Have done my very level best As fur as this, an' here I "dwell," As auctioneers says, winkin' sly: Hit's old man Willards tells the rest. Adzackly jes' one year ago, This New Year's day, Tomps comes to me -- In my own house, an' whilse the folks Was gittin' dinner, -- an' he pokes His nose right in, an' says, says he: "I got yer note -- an' read it slow! You don't like me, ner I don'tyou," He says, -- "we're even there, you know! But you've said, furder, that no gal Of yourn kin marry me, er shall, An' I'd best shet off comin', too!" An' then he says, -- "Well, them's YOUR views; -- But, havin' talked with S'repty, we Have both agreed to disagree With your peculiar notions -- some; An', that's the reason, I refuse To quit a-comin' here, but come -- Not fer to threat, ner raise no skeer An' spile yer turkey-dinner here, -- But, jes' fer S'repty's sake, to sheer Yer New Year's. Shall I take a cheer?" Well, blame-don! ef I ever see Sich impidence! I couldn't say Not nary word! But Mother she Sot out a cheer fer Tomps, an' they Shuk hands an' turnt their back on me. Then I riz -- mad as mad could be! -- But Marg'et says, -- "Now, Pap! you set Right where you're settin'! -- Don't you fret! An', Tomps -- you warm yer feet!" says she, "An' throw yer mitts an' comfert on The bed there! Where is S'repty gone? -- The cabbage is a-scortchin'! Ma, Stop cryin' there an' stir the slaw!" Well! -- what was Mother cryin' fer? -- I half riz up -- but Marg'et's chin Hit squared -- an' I set down ag'in -- I allus was afeard o' her, I was, by jucks! So there I set, Betwixt a sinkin'-chill an' sweat, An' scuffled with my wrath, an' shet My teeth to mighty tight, you bet! An' yit, fer all that I could do, I eeched to jes' git up an' whet The carvin'-knife a rasp er two On Tomps's ribs -- an' so would you! -- Fer he had riz an' faced around, An' stood there, smilin', as they brung The turkey in, all stuffed an' browned -- Too sweet fer nose er tooth er tongue! With sniffs o' sage, an' p'r'aps a dash Of old burnt brandy, steamin'-hot, Mixed kind o' in with apple-mash An' mince-meat, an' the Lord knows what! Nobody was a-talkin' then, To 'filiate my awk'ardness -- No noise o' any kind but jes' The rattle o' the dishes when They'd fetch 'em in an' set 'em down, An' fix an' change 'em round an' round, Like women does -- till Mother says, -- "Vittels is ready; Abner, call Down S'repty -- she's up-stairs, I guess." -- And Marg'et she says, "Ef you bawl Like that, she'll not come down at all! Besides, we needn't wait till she Gits down! Here, Tomps, set down by me, An' Pap: say grace!" . . . Well, there I was! -- What could I do! I drapped my head Behind my fists an' groaned, an' said: -- "Indulgent Parent! in Thy cause We bow the head an' bend the knee, An' break the bread, an' pour the wine, Feelin'" --- (The stair-door suddently Went bang! an' S'repty flounced by me) -- "Feelin'," I says, "this feast is Thine -- This New Year's feast" -- an' rap-rap-rap! Went Marg'et's case-knife on her plate -- An' next, I heerd a sasser drap, -- Then I looked up, an', strange to state, There S'repty set in Tomps's lap -- An' huggin' him, as shore as fate! An' Mother kissin' him k-slap! -- An' Marg'et -- she chips in to drap The ruther peert remark to me: -- "That 'grace' o' yourn," she says, "won't 'gee' -- This hain't no 'New Year's feast,'" says she, -- "This is a' INF AIR-Dinner, Pap!" An' so it was! -- be'n married fer Purt' nigh a week! -- 'Twas Marg'et planned The whole thing fer 'em, through an' through I'm rickonciled; an', understand, I take things jes' as they occur, -- Ef Marg'et liked Tomps, Tomps 'ud do! -- But I-says-I, a-holt his hand, -- "I'm glad you didn't marry HER -- 'Cause Marg'et's my guardeen -- yes-sir! -- An' S'repty's good enough fer you!" | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...DIFFERENT VIEWS; A CHRISMAS DUET by JOSEPH ASHBY-STERRY AN UNMERRY CHRISTMAS by AMBROSE BIERCE CHRISTMAS IN CHINATOWN by AUGUST KLEINZAHLER CHRISTMAS TREE by JOHN FREDERICK NIMS ISAIAH'S COAL by JOHN FREDERICK NIMS SOUNDS OF THE RESURRECTED DEAD MAN'S FOOTSTEPS (#3): 1. BEAST, PEACH.. by MARVIN BELL A BOY'S MOTHER by JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY |
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