Olde CHAUCER doth of @3Topas@1 tell, Mad RABLAIS of @3Pantagruell@1, A latter third of @3Dowsabell@1, With such poore trifles playing: Others the like have laboured at Some of this thing, and some of that, And many of they know not what, But that they must be saying. Another sort there bee, that will Be talking of the Fayries still, Nor never can they have their fill, As they were wedded to them; No Tales of them their thirst can slake, So much delight therein they take, And some strange thing they faine would make, Knew they the way to doe them. Then since no Muse hath bin so bold, Or of the Later, or the ould, Those Elvish secrets to unfold, Which lye from others reeding, My active Muse to light shall bring, The court of that proud Fayry King, And tell there, of the Revelling, @3Jove@1 prosper my proceeding. And thou NIMPHIDIA gentle @3Fay@1, Which meeting me upon the way, These secrets didst to me bewray, Which now I am in telling: My pretty light fantastick mayde, I here invoke thee to my ayde, That I may speake what thou hast sayd, In numbers smoothly swelling. This Pallace standeth in the Ayre, By Nigromancie placed there, That it no Tempests needs to feare, Which way so ere it blow it. And somewhat Southward tow'rd the Noone, Whence lyes a way up to the Moone, And thence the @3Fayrie@1 can as soone Passe to the earth below it. The Walls of Spiders legs are made, Well mortized and finely layd, He was the master of his Trade, It curiously that builded: The Windowes of the eyes of Cats, And for the Roofe, instead of Slats, Is cover'd with the skinns of Batts, With Mooneshine that are guilded. Hence @3Oberon@1 him sport to make, (Their rest when weary mortalls take) And none but onely @3Fayries@1 wake, Desendeth for his pleasure. And @3Mab@1 his merry Queene by night Bestrids young Folks that lye upright, (In elder Times the @3Mare@1 that hight) Which plagues them out of measure. Hence Shaddowes, seeming Idle shapes, Of little frisking Elves and Apes, To Earth doe make their wanton skapes, As hope of pastime hasts them: Which maydes think on the Hearth they see, When Fyers well nere consumed be, Their daunsing Hayes by two and three, Just as their Fancy casts them. These make our Girles their sluttery rue, By pinching them both blacke and blew, And put a penny in their shue, The house for cleanely sweeping: And in their courses make that Round, In Meadowes, and in Marshes found, Of them so call'd the @3Fayrie@1 ground, Of which they have the keeping. These when a Childe haps to be gott, Which after prooves an Ideott, When Folke perceive it thriveth not, The fault therein to smother: Some silly doting brainelesse Calfe, That understands things by the halfe, Say that the @3Fayrie@1 left this Aulfe, And tooke away the other. But listen and I shall you tell, A chance in @3Fayrie@1 that befell, Which certainely may please some well; In Love and Armes delighting: Of @3Oberon@1 that Jealous grewe, Of one of his wone @3Fayrie@1 crue, Too well (he fear'd) his Queene that knew, His love but ill requiting. @3Pigwiggen@1 was this @3Fayrie@1 knight, One wondrous gratious in the sight Of faire Queene @3Mab@1, which day and night, He amorously observed; Which made king @3Oberon@1 suspect, His Service tooke too good effect, His saucinesse, and often checkt, And could have wisht him starved. @3Pigwiggen@1 gladly would commend, Some token to queene @3Mab@1 to send, If Sea, or Land, him ought could lend, Were worthy of her wearing: At length this Lover doth devise, A Bracelett made of Emmotts eyes, A thing he thought that shee would prize, No whitt her state impayring. And to the Queene a Letter writes, Which he most curiously endites, Conjuring her by all the rites Of love, she would be pleased, To meete him her true Servant, where They might without suspect or feare, Themselves to one another cleare, And have their poore hearts eased. At mid-night the appointed hower, And for the Queene a fitting Bower, (Quoth he) is that faire Cowslip flower, On @3Hipcut@1 hill that groweth, In all your Trayne there's not a @3Fay@1, That ever went to gather May, But she hath made it in her way, The tallest there that groweth. When by @3Tom Thum a Fayrie@1 Page, He sent it, and doth him engage, By promise of a mighty wage, It secretly to carrie: Which done, the Queene her Maydes doth call, And bids them to be ready all, She would goe see her Summer Hall, She could no longer tarrie. Her Chariot ready straight is made, Each thing therein is fitting layde, That she by nothing might be stayde, For naught must her be letting, Foure nimble Gnats the Horses were, Their Harnasses of Gossamere, Flye Cranion her Chariottere, Upon the Coach-box getting. Her Chariot of a Snayles fine shell, Which for the colours did excell: The faire Queene @3Mab@1, becomming well, So lively was the limming: The seate the soft wooll of the Bee; The cover (gallantly to see) The wing of a pyde Butterflee, I trowe t'was simple trimming. The wheeles compos'd of Crickets bones, And daintily made for the nonce, For feare of ratling on the stones, With Thistle-downe they shod it; For all her Maydens much did feare, If @3Oberon@1 had chanc'd to heare, That @3Mab@1 his Queene should have bin there, He would not have aboad it. She mounts her Chariot with a trice, Nor would she stay for no advice, Untill her Maydes that were so nice, To wayte on her were fitted, But ranne her selfe away alone; Which when they heard there was not one, But hasted after to be gone, As she had beene diswitted. @3Hop@1, and @3Mop@1, and @3Drop@1 so cleare, @3Pip@1, and @3Trip@1, and @3Skip@1 that were, To @3Mab@1 their Soveraigne ever deare: Her speciall Maydes of Honour; @3Fib@1, and @3Tib@1, and @3Pinck@1, and @3Pin@1, @3Tick@1, and @3Quick@1, and @3Jill@1, and @3Jin@1, @3Tit@1, and @3Nit@1, and @3Wap@1, and @3Win@1, The Trayne that wayte upon her. Upon a Grashopper they got, And what with Amble, and with Trot, For hedge nor ditch they spared not, But after her they hie them. A Cobweb over them they throw, To shield the winde if it should blowe, Themselves they wisely could bestowe, Lest any should espie them. But let us leave Queene @3Mab@1 a while, Through many a gate, o'r many a stile, That now had gotten by this wile, Her deare @3Pigwiggen@1 kissing, And tell how @3Oberon@1 doth fare, Who grewe as mad as any Hare, When he had sought each place with care, And found his Queene was missing. By grisly @3Pluto@1 he doth sweare, He rent his cloths, and tore his haire, And as he runneth, here and there, An Acorne cup he greeteth; Which soone he taketh by the stalke About his head he lets it walke, Nor doth he any creature balke, But layes on all he meeteth. The @3Thuskan@1 Poet doth advance, The franticke @3Paladine@1 of France, And those more ancient doe inhaunce, @3Alcides@1 in his fury. And others @3Ajax Telamon@1, But to this time there hath bin non, So Bedlam as our @3Oberon@1, Of which I dare assure you. And first encountring with a waspe, He in his armes the Fly doth claspe As though his breath he forth would graspe, Him for @3Pigwiggen@1 taking: Where is my wife thou Rogue, quoth he, @3Pigwiggen@1, she is come to thee, Restore her, or thou dy'st by me, Whereat the poore waspe quaking, Cryes, @3Oberon@1, great @3Fayrie@1 King, Content thee I am no such thing, I am a Waspe behold my sting, At which the @3Fayrie@1 started: When soone away the Waspe doth goe, Poore wretch was never frighted so, He thought his wings were much to slow, O'rjoyd, they so were parted. He next upon a Glow-worme light, (You must suppose it now was night) Which for her hinder part was bright, He tooke to be a Devill. And furiously doth her assaile, For carrying fier in her taile, He thrasht her rough coat with his flayle, The mad King fea'rd no evill. O quoth the @3Gloworme@1, hold thy hand, Thou puisant King of @3Fayrie@1 land, Thy mighty stroaks who may withstand, Hould, or of life despaire I: Together then her selfe doth roule, And tumbling downe into a hole, She seem'd as black as any Cole, Which vext away the @3Fayrie@1. From thence he ran into a Hive, Amongst the Bees hee letteth drive And downe their Coombes begins to rive, All likely to have spoyled: Which with their Waxe his face besmeard, And with their Honey daub'd his Beard, It would have made a man afeard, To see how he was moyled. A new Adventure him betides, He mett an Ant, which he bestrides, And post thereon away he rides, Which with his haste doth stumble; And came full over on her snowte, Her heels so threw the durt about, For she by no meanes could get out, But over him doth tumble, And being in this piteous case, And all be-slurried head and face, On runs he in this Wild-goose chase, As here, and there, he rambles, Halfe blinde, against a molehill hit, And for a Mountaine taking it, For all he was out of his wit, Yet to the top he scrambles. And being gotten to the top, Yet there himselfe he could not stop, But downe on th'other side doth chop, And to the foot came rumbling: So that the Gurbs therein that bred, Hearing such turmoyle over head, Thought surely they had all bin dead, So fearefull was the Jumbling. And falling downe into a Lake, Which him up to the neck doth take, His fury somewhat it doth slake, He calleth for a Ferry; Where you may some recovery note, What was his Club he made his Boate, And in his Oaken Cup doth float, As safe as in a Wherry. Men talke of the Adventures strange, Of @3Don Quishott@1, and of their change, Through which he Armed oft did range, Of @3Sancha Panchas@1 travell: But should a man tell every thing, Done by this franticke @3Fayrie@1 King, And them in lofty Numbers sing It well his wits might gravell. Scarse set on shore, but therewithall, He meeteth @3Pucke@1, which most men call @3Hobgoblin@1, and on him doth fall, With words from frenzy spoken; Hoh, hoh, quoth @3Hob@1, God save thy grace, Who drest thee in this pitteous case, He thus that spoild my soveraignes face, I would his necke were broken. This @3Puck@1 seemes but a dreaming dolt, Still walking like a ragged Colt, And oft out of a Bush doth bolt, Of purpose to deceive us. And leading us makes us to stray, Long Winters nights out of the way, And when we stick in mire and clay, @3Hob@1 doth with laughter leave us. Deare @3Puck@1 (quoth he) my wife is gone, As ere thou lov'st King @3Oberon@1, Let every thing but this alone, With vengeance, and pursue her; Bring her to me alive or dead, Or that vilde thiefe, @3Pigwiggens@1 head, That villaine hath defil'd my bed, He to this folly drew her. Quoth @3Puck@1, My Liege Ile never lin, But I will thorough thicke and thinne, Untill at length I bring her in, My dearest Lord nere doubt it: Thorough Brake, thorough Brier, Thorough Muck, thorough Mier, Thorough Water, thorough Fier, And thus goes @3Puck@1 about it. This thing NIMPHIDIA over hard, That on this mad King had a guard, Not doubting of a great reward, For first this businesse broching; And through the ayre away doth goe Swift as an Arrow from the Bowe, To let her Soveraigne @3Mab@1 to know, What perill was approching. The Queene bound with Loves powerfulst charme Sate with @3Pigwiggen@1 arme in arme, Her merry Maydes that thought no harme, About the roome were skipping: A Humble-Bee their Minstrell, playde Upon his Hoboy; ev'ry Mayde Fit for this Revells was arayde, The Hornepype neatly tripping. In comes @3Nimphidia@1, and doth crie, My Soveraigne for your safety flie, For there is danger but too nie, I posted to forewarne you: The King hath sent @3Hobgoblin@1 out, To seeke you all the Fields about, And of your safety you may doubt, If he but once discerne you. When like an uprore in a Towne, Before them every thing went downe, Some tore a Ruffe, and some a Gowne, Gainst one another justling: They flewe about like Chaffe i'th winde, For hast some left their Maskes behinde; Some could not stay their Gloves to finde, There never was such bustling. Forth ranne they by a secret way, Into a brake that neere them lay; Yet much they doubted there to stay, Lest @3Hob@1 should hap to finde them: He had a sharpe and piercing sight, All one to him the day and night, And therefore were resolv'd by flight, To leave this place behinde them. At length one chanc'd to finde a Nut, In th'end of which a hole was cut, Which lay upon a Hazell roote, There scattred by a Squirill: Which out the kernell gotten had; When quoth this @3Fay@1 deare Queene be glad, Let @3Oberon@1 be ne'r so mad, Ile set you safe from perill. Come all into this Nut (quoth she) Come closely in, be rul'd by me, Each one may here a chuser be, For roome yee neede not wrastle: Nor neede yee be together heapt; So one by one therein they crept, And lying downe they soundly slept, As safe as in a Castle. @3Nimphidia@1 that this while doth watch, Perceiv'd if @3Puck@1 the Queene should catch, That he would be her over-match, Of which she well bethought her; Found it must be some powerfull Charme, The Queene against him that must arme, Or surely he would doe her harme, For throughly he had sought her. And listning if she ought could heare That her might hinder, or might feare: But finding still the coast was cleare, Nor creature had discride her; Each circumstance and having scand, She came thereby to understand, @3Puck@1 would be with them out of hand, When to her Charmes she hide her: And first her Ferne seede doth bestowe, The kernell of the Missletowe: And here and there as @3Puck@1 should goe, With terrour to affright him: She Night-shade strawes to work him ill, Therewith her Vervayne and her Dill, That hindreth Witches of their will, Of purpose to dispight him. Then sprinkles she the juice of Rue, That groweth underneath the Yeu: With nine drops of the midnight dewe, From Lunarie distilling: The Molewarps braine mixt therewithall, And with the same the Pismyres gall, For she in nothing short would fall; The @3Fayrie@1 was so willing. Then thrice under a Bryer doth creepe, Which at both ends was rooted deepe, And over it three times shee leepe; Her Magicke much avayling: Then on @3Proserpyna@1 doth call, And so upon her Spell doth fall, Which here to you repeate I shall, Not in one tittle fayling. By the croking of the Frogge; By the howling of the Dogge; By the crying of the Hogge, Against the storme arising; By the Evening Curphewe bell, By the dolefull dying knell, O let this my direfull Spell, @3Hob@1, hinder thy surprising. By the Mandrakes dreadfull groanes; By the Lubricans sad moanes; By the noyse of dead mens bones, In Charnell houses ratling: By the hissing of the Snake, The rustling of the fire-Drake, I charge thee thou this place forsake, Nor of Queene @3Mab@1 be pratling. By the Whirlewindes hollow sound, By the Thunders dreadfull stound, Yells of Spirits under ground, I chardge thee not to feare us: By the Shreech-owles dismall note, By the Blacke Night-Ravens throate, I charge thee @3Hob@1 to teare thy Coate With thornes if thou come neere us. Her Spell thus spoke she stept aside, And in a Chincke her selfe doth hide, To see there of what would betyde, For shee doth onely minde him: When presently shee @3Puck@1 espies, And well she markt his gloating eyes, How under every leafe he pries, In seeking still to finde them. But once the Circle got within, The Charmes to worke doe straight begin, And he was caught as in a Gin; For as he thus was busie, A paine he in his Head-peece feeles, Against a stubbed Tree he reeles, And up went poore @3Hobgoblins@1 heeles, Alas his braine was dizzie. At length upon his feet he gets, @3Hobgoblin@1 fumes, @3Hobgoblin@1 frets, And as againe he forward sets, And through the Bushes scrambles, A Stump doth trip him in his pace, Downe comes poore @3Hob@1 upon his face, And lamentably tore his case, Amongst the Bryers and Brambles. A plague upon Queene @3Mab@1, quoth hee, And all her Maydes where ere they be, I thinke the Devill guided me, To seeke her so provoked: Where stumbling at a piece of Wood, He fell into a dich of mudd, Where to the very Chin he stood, In danger to be choked. Now worse then e're he was before: Poore @3Puck@1 doth yell, poore @3Puck@1 doth rore; That wak'd Queene @3Mab@1 who doubted sore Some Treason had beene wrought her: Untill @3Nimphidia@1 told the Queene What she had done, what she had seene, Who then had well-neere crack'd her spleene With very extreame laughter. But leave we @3Hob@1 to clamber out, Queene @3Mab@1 and all her @3Fayrie@1 rout, And come againe to have a bout With @3Oberon@1 yet madding: And with @3Pigwiggen@1 now distrought, Who much was troubled in his thought, That he so long the Queene had sought, And through the Fields was gadding. And as he runnes he still doth crie, King @3Oberon@1 I thee defie, And dare thee here in Armes to trie, For my deare Ladies honour: For that she is a Queene right good, In whose defence Ile shed my blood, And that thou in this jealous mood Hast lay'd this slander on her. And quickly Armes him for the Field, A little Cockle-shell his Shield, Which he could very bravely wield: Yet could it not be pierced: His Speare a Bent both stiffe and strong, And well-neere of two Inches long; The Pyle was of a Horse-flyes tongue, Whose sharpnesse naught reversed. And puts him on a coate of Male, Which was of a Fishes scale, That when his Foe should him assaile, No poynt should be prevayling: His Rapier was a Hornets sting, It was a very dangerous thing: For if he chanc'd to hurt the King, It would be long in healing. His Helmet was a Bettles head, Most horrible and full of dread, That able was to strike one dead, Yet did it well become him: And for a plume, a horses hayre, Which being tossed with the ayre, Had force to strike his Foe with feare, And turne his weapon from him. Himselfe he on an Earewig set, Yet scarce he on his back could get, So oft and high he did corvet, Ere he himselfe could settle: He made him turne, and stop, and bound, To gallop, and to trot the Round, He scarce could stand on any ground, He was so full of mettle. When soone he met with @3Tomalin@1, One that a valiant Knight had bin, And to King @3Oberon@1 of Kin; Quoth he thou manly @3Fayrie@1: Tell @3Oberon@1 I come prepar'd, Then bid him stand upon his Guard; This hand his basenesse shall reward, Let him be ne'r so wary. Say to him thus, that I defie, His slanders, and his infamie, And as a mortall enemie, Doe publickly proclaime him: Withall, that if I had mine owne, He should not weare the @3Fayrie@1 Crowne, But with a vengeance should come downe: Nor we a King should name him. This @3Tomalin@1 could not abide, To heare his Soveraigne vilefide: But to the @3Fayrie@1 Court him hide; Full furiously he posted, With ev'ry thing @3Pigwiggen@1 sayd: How title to the Crowne he layd, And in what Armes he was aray'd, And how himselfe he boasted. Twixt head and foot, from point to point, He told th'arming of each joynt, In every piece, how neate, and quaint, For @3Tomalin@1 could doe it: How fayre he sat, how sure he rid, As of the courser he bestrid, How Mannag'd, and how well he did; The King which listened to it, Quoth he, goe @3Tomalin@1 with speede, Provide me Armes, provide my Steed, And every thing that I shall neede, By thee I will be guided; To strait account, call thou thy witt, See there be wanting not a whitt, In every thing see thou mee fitt, Just as my foes provided. Soone flew this newes through @3Fayrie@1 land, Which gave Queene @3Mab@1 to understand, The combate that was then in hand, Betwixt those men so mighty: Which greatly she began to rew, Perceiving that all Fayrie knew, The first occasion from her grew, Of these affaires so weighty. Wherefore attended with her maides, Through fogs, and mists, and dampes she wades, To @3Proserpine@1 the Queene of shades To treat, that it would please her, The cause into her hands to take, For ancient love and friendships sake, And soone thereof an end to make, Which of much care would ease her. A while, there let we @3Mab@1 alone, And come we to King @3Oberon@1, Who arm'd to meete his foe is gone, For proud @3Pigwiggen@1 crying: Who sought the @3Fayrie@1 King as fast, And had so well his journeys cast, That he arrived at the last, His puisant foe espying: Stout @3Tomalin@1, came with the King, @3Tom Thum@1 doth on @3Pigwiggen@1 bring, That perfect were in every thing, To single fights belonging: And therefore they themselves ingage, To see them excercise their rage, With faire and comly equipage, Not one the other wronging. So like in armes, these champions were, As they had bin, a very paire, So that a man would almost sweare, That either, had bin either; Their furious steedes began to naye That they were heard a mighty way, Their staves upon their rests they lay, Yet e'r they flew together Their Seconds minister an oath, Which was indifferent to them both, That on their Knightly faith, and troth, No magicke them supplyed; And sought them that they had no charmes, Wherewith to worke each others harmes, But came with simple open armes, To have their causes tryed. Together furiously they ran, That to the ground came horse and man, The blood out of their Helmets span, So sharpe were their incounters; And though they to the earth were throwne, Yet quickly they regain'd their owne, Such nimblenesse was never showne, They were two Gallant Mounters. When in a second Course againe, They forward came with might and mayne, Yet which had better of the twaine, The Seconds could not judge yet; Their shields were into pieces cleft, Their helmets from their heads were reft, And to defend them nothing left, These Champions would not budge yet. Away from them their Staves they threw, Their cruell Swords they quickly drew, And freshly they the fight renew; They every stroke redoubled: Which made @3Proserpina@1 take heed, And make to them the greater speed, For feare lest they too much should bleed, Which wondrously her troubled. When to th'infernall @3Stix@1 she goes, She takes the Fogs from thence that rose, And in a Bagge doth them enclose; When well she had them blended: She hyes her then to @3Lethe@1 spring, A Bottell and thereof doth bring, Wherewith she meant to worke the thing, Which onely she intended. Now @3Proserpine@1 with @3Mab@1 is gone Unto the place where @3Oberon@1 And proud @3Pigwiggen@1, one to one, Both to be slaine were likely: And there themselves they closely hide, Because they would not be espide; For @3Proserpine@1 meant to decide The matter very quickly. And suddainly untyes the Poke, Which out of it sent such a smoke, As ready was them all to choke, So greevous was the pother; So that the Knights each other lost, And stood as still as any post, @3Tom Thum@1, nor @3Tomalin@1 could boast Themselves of any other. But when the mist gan somewhat cease, @3Proserpina@1 commandeth peace: And that a while they should release Each other of their perill: Which here (quoth she) I doe proclaime To all in dreadfull @3Plutos@1 name, That as yee will eschewe his blame, You let me heare the quarrell, But here your selves you must engage, Somewhat to coole your spleenish rage: Your greevous thirst and to asswage, That first you drinke this liquor: Which shall your understanding cleare, As plainely shall to you appeare, Those things from me that you shall heare, Conceiving much the quicker. This @3Lethe@1 water you must knowe, The memory destroyeth so, That of our weale, or of our woe, It all remembrance blotted; Of it nor can you ever thinke: For they no sooner tooke this drinke; But nought into their braines could sinke, Of what had them besotted. King @3Oberon@1 forgotten had, That he for jealousie ranne mad: But of his Queene was wondrous glad, And ask'd how they came thither: @3Pigwiggen@1 likewise doth forget, That he Queene @3Mab@1 had ever met; Or that they were so hard beset, When they were found together. Nor neither of them both had thought, That e'r they had each other sought; Much lesse that they a Combat fought, But such a dreame were lothing: @3Tom Thum@1 had got a little sup, And @3Tomalin@1 scarce kist the Cup, Yet had their braines so sure lockt up, That they remembred nothing. Queene @3Mab@1 and her light Maydes the while, Amongst themselves doe closely smile, To see the King caught with this wile, With one another jesting: And to the @3Fayrie@1 Court they went, With mickle joy and merriment, Which thing was done with good intent, And thus I left them feasting. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...AUGURIES OF INNOCENCE by WILLIAM BLAKE A DOUBTFUL CHOICE by EDWARD DE VERE A THUNDER-STORM (2ND VERSION) by EMILY DICKINSON ECHOES: 7 by WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY ON A BUST OF DANTE by THOMAS WILLIAM PARSONS THE HARVEST by EVA K. ANGLESBURG PEARLS OF THE FAITH: 78. AL-BARR by EDWIN ARNOLD |