LADIES! (I hope there's none behind to hear,) I long to whisper something in your Ear, A Secret, which does much my Mind perplex: There's Treason in the Play against our Sex. A Man that's false to Love, that vows and cheats, And kisses every living thing he meets! A Rogue in Mode, I dare not speak too broad, One that does something to the very Bawd. Out on him, Traytor, for a filthy Beast! Nay, and he's like the pack of all the rest: None of 'em stick at mark; They all deceive. Some @3Jew@1 has changed the Text, I half believe; Their @3Adam@1 cozen'd our poor Grandame @3Eve@1. To hide their Faults they rap out Oaths, and tear; Now tho' we lye, we're too well-bred to swear. So we compound for half the Sin we owe, But men are dipt for Soul and Body too; And, when found out, excuse themselves, Pox cant 'em, With Latin stuff, @3perjuria ridet Amantum@1. I'm not Book Learn'd, to know that word in vogue, But I suspect 'tis Latin for a Rogue. I'm sure, I never heard that Schritch-Owl hollow'd In my poor Ears, but Separation follow'd. How can such perjur'd Villains e'er be saved? @3Achitophel's@1 not half so false to @3David@1. With Vows and soft Expressions to allure, They stand, like Foremen of a Shop, demure: No sooner out of sight, but they are gadding, And for the next new Face ride out a padding. Yet, by their Favour, when they have bin kissing, We can perceive the ready Mony missing. Well! we may rail; but 'tis as good e'en wink; Something we find, and something they will sink. But, since they're at renouncing, 'tis our Parts To trump their Diamonds, & they trump our Hearts. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE BLUEBIRD by EMILY DICKINSON THE TWO MYSTERIES by MARY ELIZABETH MAPES DODGE AT CASTERBRIDGE FAIR: 6. A WIFE WAITS by THOMAS HARDY CLOTHES DO BUT CHEAT AND COZEN US by ROBERT HERRICK EXILED by EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY |