When Eddy went ter turn around He sunk his hindmost end, And then he went ter git a plank Ter pry it out agin; While he wuz luggin' back his plank The Devil sent a frend Who parked a littel Ford rite up Aginst his fruntmost end. This made Ed so hoppin' mad That he wuz seein' red; He went a lookin' all around Ter nock off sumwun's hed; He tried ter start the littel Ford But didn't know enuff Fur this was Eddy's Joner Day And luck fur him wuz tuff. Then he hotfuted down the rode Ter git sum perlice help, Fur he wuz so durned seethin' mad He couldn't even yelp; When the cunsterbul and Ed got back They saw the hull Ford bunch A settin' ther in Eddy's car A eatin' picknic lunch. Then Eddy he comenced ter sware, Ter sing hims, and ter pray, Fur he wuz so excited like Yer ort ter heer him say; The cunsterbul then flashed his badge, The simbul of the law, While Eddy did not hesertate A workin' of his jaw. The bunch clum out of Eddy's car Without a sassin' back Fur when they saw the perlice badge They dassent make a crack; They just got in their littel Ford And made their gitaway; The crums of cumfurt Eddy got Wuz in his car that day. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SONNETS FROM THE PORTUGUESE: 13 by ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING A RUNNABLE STAG by JOHN DAVIDSON THE DREARY CHANGE by WALTER SCOTT A PRAYER FOR A VERY NEW ANGEL by VIOLET ALLEYN STOREY PREPARATORY MEDITATIONS, 2D SERIES: 3 by EDWARD TAYLOR |