Just look, 'tis a quarter past six, love - And not even the fires are caught; Well, you know I must be at the office - But, as usual, the breakfast 'll be late. Now hurry and wake up the children; And dress them as fast as you can; 'Poor dearies,' I know they'll be tardy, Dear me, 'what a slow, poky man!' Have the tenderloin broiled nice and juicy - Have the toast browned and buttered all right; And be sure you settle the coffee: Be sure that the silver is bright. When ready, just run up and call me - At eight, to the office I go, Lest poverty, grim, should o'ertake us - ''Tis bread and butter,' you know. The bottom from stocks may fall out, My bonds may get below par; Then surely, I seldom could spare you A nickel, to buy a cigar. All ready? Now, while I am eating, Just bring up my wheel to the door; Then wash up the dishes; and, mind now, Have dinner promptly at four; For tonight is our Women's Convention, And I am to speak first, you know - The men veto us in private, But in public they shout, 'That's so.' So 'by-by' - In case of a rap, love, Before opening the door, you must look; O! how could a civilized woman Exist, without a man cook. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE RUNAWAY SLAVE AT PILGRIM'S POINT by ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING A POET'S WELCOME TO HIS LOVE-BEGOTTEN DAUGHTER by ROBERT BURNS ODE ON SOLITUDE (FINAL PRINTED VERSION) by ALEXANDER POPE BUCOLIC COMEDY: AUBADE by EDITH SITWELL ARAB LOVE SONG by FRANCIS THOMPSON CAVALRY CROSSING A FORD by WALT WHITMAN |