@3Recitative@1 LET clownish Cymon, in fond rustic strains, To lovely Iphigene declare his pains; Let tink'ring Tom for dustcart Sylvia pine, I sing St. Anthony and his fav'rite swine: Who, strange to tell, like you and I could speak, When other grov'ling pigs could only squeak. But when, or how, this wonder came to pass, Remains unnoticed by the scribbling class: Let it suffice, as oft he did caress her, Thus, like a lovesick swain, he would address her. @3Air@1 O my pretty piggy-wiggy, More sweet than is the figgy, That grows on yonder twiggy, Or sugar candy; My love for thee surpasses All that which pretty lasses Have for their looking-glasses, Or @3Tristram Shandy. Recitative@1 With little doting eyes, and ears upright, To all he says she listens with delight: Then, like the sluggish ass in scripture told, In grunting accent did her mind unfold. @3Air@1 How shall I my thanks declare, sir, In a learned genteel air, sir? I the court have never seen, Or at boarding-school have been; Nor a singer am, you know, sir, To delight like Beard and Lowe, sir; But since I must play my part, Thank you, sir, with all my heart. @3Recitative@1 The hoary dotard gazes on her charms, And fondly clasps her in his withered arms; Then gently stroking first her bristled hide, Smacked her soft balmy snout, and thus replied. @3Air@1 Let sordid mortals toil all day, For gold and silver search and dig; A greater treasure I enjoy In this, my charming talking pig. Though mighty monarchs on their thrones In pride and state look fierce and big, They are not so content and blessed As is old Tony with his pig. I neither care who's in or out, Whether Tory, whether Whig, I love my country, King and Queen, But best of all I love my pig. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...APOLOGIA PRO VITA SUA by SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE AT CASTERBRIDGE FAIR: 6. A WIFE WAITS by THOMAS HARDY THE BLESSED VIRGIN, COMPARED TO THE AIR WE BREATHE by GERARD MANLEY HOPKINS SONNET: 19. ON HIS BLINDNESS by JOHN MILTON HALVING IT WITH WITHER by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS THE WESTERN JOURNALIST by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS A MINUTE by INNOKENTI FYODOROVICH ANNENSKY HOMAGE TO QUINTUS SEPTIMIUS FLORENTIS CHRISTIANUS (1) by ANYTE |