You may loop the loop, and leap the gap, You may bump the bumps, and trap the trap, You may shoot the chutes, and scoot the scoot, And dive the dive in a parachute; You may run an auto through a train, And skim the sea in an aeroplane, You may mount a buffalo on the run, And then get killed by an empty gun. You may rob the rattler of his skin, And pull the beard on a lion's chin, You may wade through blood, and swallow fire, And brave an Irish woman's ire; You may crook the crooks at the 'Frisco fair, And sell your gizzard to a millionaire And live it through and think it's fun, But you can't get by the empty gun. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE LOVER COMFORTETH HIMSELF WITH THE WORTHINESS OF HIS LOVE by HENRY HOWARD THE SONG OF HIAWATHA: HIAWATHA'S WOOING by HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW HYMN: 32. THE NATIVITY OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST by CHRISTOPHER SMART TO ALISON CUNNINGHAM; FROM HER BOY by ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON PSALM 109 by OLD TESTAMENT BIBLE |