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UNCLE ABE'S ADVICE by WILLIAM STEWARD GORDON

First Line: YOU GREAT, BIG LOAFIN' DARKY!
Last Line: FORE DE POSSUM IS IN SIGHT.
Subject(s): ANIMALS; HUNTING; HUNTERS;

You great, big loafin' darky!
A-whinin' like a whelp,
While yo' neighbor's hay's a-spilin'
'Case he can't git any help!
I want to tell yo', honey,
De worl' won't treat you white
If yo' wait to load yo' musket
Till de possum is in sight.

When yo' was a youngster, Isaac,
Yo' wouldn't go to school,
But played aroun' de barnyard
Like a triflin', yearlin' mule.

Yo' wouldn't work nor learn a trade,
Now, when de day's half done,
Yo'se a-huntin' for life's possum
Wid a little empty gun.

Quit yo' grumblin' 'bout yo' chances!
Shed dat coat and grab dat fork!
Even white folks should go hungry
When dey git too good to work.
Stuff a little amernishun
In dat woolly head to-night—
Bettah always do yo' loadin'
'Fore de possum is in sight.



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