BILL BLOSSOM was a nice young man, And drove the Bury coach; But bad companions were his bane, And egg'd him on to poach. They taught him how to net the birds, And how to noose the hare; And with a wiry terrier, He often set a snare. Each "shiny night" the moon was bright, To park, preserve, and wood He went, and kept the game alive, By killing all he could. Land-owners, who had rabbits, swore That he had this demerit -- Give him an inch of warren, he Would take a yard of ferret. At partridges he was not nice; And many, large and small, Without Hall's powder, without lead, Were sent to Leaden-Hall. He did not fear to take a deer From forest, park, or lawn; And without courting lord or duke, Used frequently to @3fawn.@1 Folks who had hares discovered snares -- His course they could not stop: No barber he, and yet he made Their hares a perfect crop. To pheasant he was such a foe, He tried the keeper's nerves; They swore he never seem'd to have @3Jam@1 satis of @3preserves.@1 The Shooter went to beat, and found No sporting worth a pin, Unless he tried the @3covers@1 made Of silver, plate, or tin. In Kent the game was little worth, In Surrey not a button! The Speaker said he often tried The @3Manors@1 about @3Sutton.@1 No county from his tricks was safe; In each he tried his lucks, And when the keepers were in @3Beds,@1 He often was at @3Bucks.@1 And when he went to @3Bucks,@1 alas! They always came to @3Herts;@1 And even @3Oxon@1 used to wish That he had his deserts. But going to his usual @3Hants,@1 Old @3Cheshire@1 laid his plots; He got entrapp'd by legal @3Berks,@1 And lost his life in @3Notts.@1 | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE GREAT RACE PASSES by EDGAR LEE MASTERS TENEBRIS by ANGELINA WELD GRIMKE A SONNET, TO THE NOBLE LADY, THE LADY MARY WROTH by BEN JONSON A CONTEMPLATION UPON FLOWERS by HENRY KING (1592-1669) TO A DISTANT FRIEND by WILLIAM WORDSWORTH THE TWO ARCHERS by THOMAS LOVELL BEDDOES THE INVIOLATE by EDMUND CHARLES BLUNDEN |