LET others praise analysis And revel in a "cultured" style, And follow the subjective Miss From Boston to the banks of Nile, Rejoice in anti-British bile, And weep for fickle hero's woe, These twain have shortened many a mile, Miss Braddon and Gaboriau. These damsels of "Democracy's," How long they stop at every stile! They smile, and we are told, I wis, Ten subtle reasons @3why@1 they smile. Give @3me@1 your villains deeply vile, Give me Lecoq, Jottrat, and Co., Great artists of the ruse and wile, Miss Braddon and Gaboriau! Oh, novel readers, tell me this, Can prose that's polished by the file, Like great Boisgobey's mysteries, Wet days and weary ways beguile, And man to living reconcile, Like these whose every trick we know? The agony how high they pile, Miss Braddon and Gaboriau! ENVOY. Ah, friend, how many and many a while They've made the slow time fleetly flow, And solaced pain and charmed exile, Miss Braddon and Gaboriau. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...WITH CHAOS IN EACH KISS by TIMOTHY LIU THE SEVEN AGAINST THEBES: CHORUS by AESCHYLUS FEBRUARY IN ROME by EDMUND WILLIAM GOSSE MEMORIAL TO D.C.: 2. PRAYER TO PERSEPHONE by EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY ADDRESS TO THE OCEAN by BRYAN WALLER PROCTER FIFTY FAGGOTS by PHILIP EDWARD THOMAS SONG OF THE SPANISH JEWS by GRACE AGUILAR |