THE MAN OF THE CAVE OF ENGIHOUL The man of bone confirms his throne In cave where fossils be; Outdating every mummy known, Not older Cuvier's mastodon, Nor older much the sea: Old as the Glacial Period, he; And claims he calls to mind the day When Thule's king, by reindeer drawn, His sleigh-bells jingling in icy morn, Slid clean from the Pole to the Wetterhorn Over frozen waters in May! Oh, the man of the cave of Engihoul, With Eld doth he dote and drule? A wizard one, his lore is none Ye spell with A. B. C.; But do-do tracks, all up and down That slate he poreth much upon, His algebra may be: -- Yea, there he cyphers and sums it free; To ages ere Indus met ocean's swell Addeth aeons ere Satan or Saturn fell. His totals of time make an awful schism, And old Chronos he pitches adown the abysm Like a pebble down Carisbrook well. Yea, the man of the cave of Engihoul From Moses knocks under the stool. In bas-relief he late has shown A horrible show, agree -- Megalosaurus, iguanodon, Palaeotherium Glypthaecon, A Barnum-show raree; The vomit of slimy and sludgey sea: Purposeless creatures, odd inchoate things Which splashed thro' morasses on fleshly wings; The cubs of Chaos, with eyes askance, Preposterous griffins that squint at Chance And Anarch's cracked decree! Oh the showman who dens in Engihoul, Would he fright us, or quit us, or fool? But, needs to own, he takes a tone, Satiric on nobs, pardee! "Though in ages whose term is yet to run, Old Adam a seraph may have for son, His gran'ther's a crab, d'y'see! And why cut your kinsman the ape?" adds he: "Your trick of scratching is borrowed from him, Grimace and cunning, with many a whim, Your fidgets and hypoes, and each megrim -- All's traced in the family tree!" Ha, the wag of the cave of Engihoul: Buss me, gorilla and ghoul! Obstreperous grown he'd fain dethrone Joe Smith, and e'en Jones Three; Against even Jos and great Mahone He flings his fossiliffer's stone And rattles his shanks for glee. I'll settle these parvenu fellows, he-he! Diluvian Jove of Ducalion's day -- A parting take to the Phocene clay! He swears no Ens that takes a name Commensurate is with the vasty claim Of the protoplastic Fegee. O, the spook of the cave of Engihoul He flogs us and sends us to school. Hyena of bone! Ah, beat him down, Great Pope, with Peter's key, Ere the Grand Pan-Jam be overthrown With Joe and Jos and great Mahone, And the firmament mix with the sea; And then, my masters, where should we be? But the ogre of bone he snickers alone, He grins for his godless glee: "I have flung my stone, my fossil stone, And your gods, how they scamper," saith he. Imp! imp of the cave of Engihoul, Shall he grin like the Gorgon and rule? | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...ON THE BALCONY by PAUL VERLAINE THE MOTHER'S HEART by CAROLINE ELIZABETH SARAH SHERIDAN NORTON TO THE UNKNOWN EROS: BOOK 2: 7. TO THE BODY by COVENTRY KERSEY DIGHTON PATMORE THE IMMORTALS by ISAAC ROSENBERG THE MOCKING-BIRD by FRANK LEBBY STANTON THE WINDING ROAD by CHARLOTTE LOUISE BERTLESEN |