LAST night I toss'd and turn'd in bed, But could not sleep -- at length I said, "I'll think of Viscount C -- stl -- r -- gh, And of his speeches -- that's the way." And so it was, for instantly I slept as sound as sound could be. And then I dream'd -- O frightful dream! Fuseli has no such theme; ----- never wrote or borrow'd Any horror, half so horrid! Methought the P -- e, in whisker'd state, Before me at his breakfast sate; On one side lay unread Petitions, On t'other, Hints from five Physicians -- @3Here@1 tradesmen's bills, official papers, Notes from my Lady, drams for vapours -- @3There@1 plans of saddles, tea and toast, Death-warrants and the Morning Post. When lo! the papers, one and all, As if at some magician's call, Began to flutter of themselves From desk and table, floor and shelves, And, cutting each some different capers, Advanced, O jacobinic papers! As though they said, "Our sole design is To suffocate his Royal Highness!" The leader of this vile sedition Was a huge Catholic Petition, With grievances so full and heavy, It threaten'd worst of all the bevy. Then Common-Hall Addresses came In swaggering sheets, and took their aim Right at the R -- g -- t's well-dress'd head, As if @3determined@1 to be read! Next Tradesmen's Bills began to fly, And Tradesmen's Bills, we know, mount high; Nay, e'en Death-Warrants thought they'd best Be lively too, and join the rest. But, oh, the basest of defections! His Letter about "predilections" -- His own dear Letter, void of grace, Now flew up in its parent's face! Shock'd with this breach of filial duty, He just could murmur "@3et tu Brute?@1" Then sunk, subdued upon the floor At Fox's bust, to rise no more! I waked -- and pray'd with lifted hand, "Oh! never may this dream prove true; Though Paper overwhelms the land, Let it not crush the Sovereign too!" | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...HYMNS OF THE MARSHES: MARSH SONG - AT SUNSET by SIDNEY LANIER MONNA INNOMINATA, A SONNET OF SONNETS: 2 by CHRISTINA GEORGINA ROSSETTI BEHIND TIME by ALEXANDER ANDERSON SEEKING WATERS by DORIS R. BECK THE SWALLOWS by PIERRE JEAN DE BERANGER THE LETTER by CHARLOTTE BRONTE THE WANDERER: 1. IN ITALY: CHANGE by EDWARD ROBERT BULWER-LYTTON |