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THE TWOPENNY POST-BAG: LETTER 8 by THOMAS MOORE

First Line: COME TO OUR FETE, AND BRING WITH THEE
Last Line: BUT HALF A FETE, IF WANTING THEE!

COME to our fete, and bring with thee
Thy newest, best embroidery!
Come to our fete, and show again
That pea-green coat, thou pink of men!
Which charm'd all eyes, that last survey'd it;
When B -- l's self inquired "who made it?" --
When cits came wondering, from the East,
And thought thee Poet Pye @3at least!@1

Oh! come -- (if haply 'tis thy week
For looking pale) -- with paly cheek;
Though more we love thy roseate days,
When the rich rouge-pot pours its blaze
Full o'er thy face, and, amply spread,
Tips e'en thy whisker-tops with red --
Like the last tints of dying day
That o'er some darkling grove delay!

Bring thy best lace, thou gay Philander!
(That lace, like H -- rry Al -- x -- nd -- r,
Too precious to be wash'd!) --thy rings,
Thy seals -- in short, thy prettiest things!
Put all thy wardrobe's glories on,
And yield, in frogs and fringe, to none
But the great R -- g -- t's self alone!
Who -- by particular desire --
@3For that night only@1, means to hire
A dress from Romeo C -- tes, Esquire --
Something between ('twere sin to hack it)
The Romeo robe and Hobby jacket!
Hail, first of actors! best of R -- g -- ts!
Born for each other's fond allegiance!
@3Both@1 gay Lotharios -- @3both@1 good dressers --
Of Serious Farce @3both@1 learn'd Professors --
@3Both@1 circled round, for use or show,
With cock's-combs, wheresoe'er they go!

Thou know'st the time, thou man of lore!
It takes to chalk a ball-room floor --
Thou know'st the time too, well-a-day!
It takes to dance that chalk away.
The ball-room opens -- far and nigh
Comets and suns beneath us lie;
O'er snowy moons and stars we walk,
And the floor seems a sky of chalk!
But soon shall fade the bright deceit,
When many a maid, with busy feet
That sparkle in the lustre's ray,
O'er the white path shall bound and play
Like nymphs along the Milky Way! --
At every step a star is fled,
And suns grow dim beneath their tread!
So passeth life -- (thus Sc -- tt would write,
And spinsters read him with delight) --
Hours are not feet, yet hours trip on,
Time is not chalk, yet time's soon gone!

But, hang this long digressive flight!
I meant to say, thou'lt see, that night,
What falsehood rankles in their hearts,
Who say the P -- e neglects the arts --
Neglects the arts! -- no St -- g! no;
@3Thy@1 Cupids answer " 'tis not so:"
And every floor, that night, shall tell
How quick thou daubest, and how well!
Shine as thou may'st in French vermillion.
Thou'rt @3best@1 -- beneath a French cotillion;
And still com'st off, whate'er thy faults,
With @3flying colours@1 in a waltz!
Nor need'st thou mourn the transient date
To thy best works assign'd by fate --
While @3some@1 chef-d' oeuvres live to weary one,
@3Thine@1 boast a short life and a merry one;
Their hour of glory past and gone
With "Molly, put the kettle on!"

But, bless my soul! I've scarce a leaf
Of paper left -- so, must be brief.

This festive fete, in fact, will be
The former fete's @3fac-simile@1;
The same long masquerade of rooms,
Trick'd in such different, quaint costumes,
(These, P -- rt -- r, are thy glorious works!)
You'd swear Egyptians, Moors, and Turks,
Bearing good taste some deadly malice
Had clubb'd to raise a pic-nic palace;
And each, to make the oglio pleasant,
Had sent a state-room as a present! --
The same @3fauteuils@1 and girandoles --
The same gold asses, pretty souls!
That, in this rich and classic dome,
Appear so perfectly at home!
The same bright river 'mongst the dishes,
But @3not@1 -- ah! not the same dear fishes --
Late hours and claret kill'd the old ones! --
So, 'stead of silver and of gold ones
(It being rather hard to raise
Fish of that @3specie@1 now-a-days),
Some Sprats have been, by Y -- rm -- th's wish,
Promoted into @3Silver@1 Fish,
And Gudgeons (so V -- ns -- tt -- t told
The R -- g -- t) are as good as @3Gold!@1

So, prythee, come -- our fete will be
But half a fete, if wanting thee!



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