Boo-shoo! Boo-shoo! Me, Ah'-dek-koons, I mak'-um big talk. Ho! Me, ol' man; I'm got-um sick in knee In rainy wedder w'en I'm walk. Ugh! Me, lak moose w'at's ol', I'm drop-urn plenty toot'! Yet I am big man! Ho! An' I am talk big! Ho! Hi-yee! Blow lak moose ol' man! Ho! Ho! Hi-yi! Little Caribou him talk Lak O'-mah-ka-kee dose Bullfrog; Big mout', big belly, No can fight! Ugh! Close mout', young crazy buck! You stop council-talk, You go 'way council; Sit wit' squaw. You lak pollywog tad-pole: No can jump-um over little piece mud; Can only shake-um tail lak crazy-dam-fool! Keetch'-ie O'-gi-ma', big Presh-i-den', He got-um plenty t'oughts in head, good t'oughts; Me, Little Caribou, I'm got-um plenty t'oughts in head, good t'oughts. Yet Eenshun Agent Myers all-tam' saying: "Ah-dek-koons he crazy ol' fool!" Ugh! He crazy ol' fool! Keetch-ie O-gi-ma long tam' ago was say in treaty: "All de Cheebway should be farmer; All will get from gov'ment fine allotment -- One hundred-sixty acre each." Ho! Ho! Eenshun scratch-um treaty! W'ats come treaty? Hah! Eenshun got-um hondred-sixty acre, But go-um too much little pieces; Pieces scattered over lake Lak leaves she's blow by wind. In tamarack swamp by Moose-tail Bay He got-um forty acre piece. In muskeg and in rice-field, On Lake of Cut-foot Sious, ten mile away, He got-um forty acre more. In sand an' pickerel weed, On Bowstring Lake, she's forty mile away, He got-um forty acre more. Hondred mile away, on Lac La Croix, W'ere lumber-man is mak' big dam For drive-um log -- an' back-um up water All over Eenshun allotment land -- He got-um forty acre more, all under lake! How can be?' Got-um land all over lake! Got-um land all under lake! For Eenshun be good farmer Eenshun should be good for walking under water! Should be plough hees land wit' clam-drag! Should be gadder crops wit' fish-net For Eenshun be good farmer Eenshun should be fish! Ugh! I have said it! Ho! Hi! Plenty-big talk! Ho! Ho! Ho! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS by ARTHUR CHAPMAN AFAR IN THE DESERT by THOMAS PRINGLE MY FAMILIAR by JOHN GODFREY SAXE THE FOREST PINE by LAURENCE BINYON THE RAKE'S PROGRESS by CHARLES WILLIAM BRODRIBB |