ONCE on a time, a man of sterling sense At Fashion's whims and shams took such offense, He vowed, at last, that not another day Would he submit to her despotic sway; Thenceforth, he said, do others as they might, -- He meant, for one, to follow Reason's light! "A brave resolve!" his laughing neighbors cried. "Well, well," he answered, "you shall see it tried In practice; thus -- when Fashion disagrees With Reason (as in life one daily sees) I mean, henceforth, in all things, great and small, As you shall note, to follow Reason's call." And so it came to pass; from that day forth, He judged all things by their intrinsic worth Or seeming fitness; furnished his abode, And wore his clothes, regardless of the mode; All things discarding as a foolish waste Which seemed discordant with the laws of taste, Or clearly served no profitable end; Whate'er, in brief, his reason might commend Of old or new he took into his plan Of living, -- like a reasonable man; In Fashion's mere despite rejecting naught, Nor at her mere behest accepting aught Which Reason interdicted. Who can say He was not wise, or name a wiser way? A scheme like this should surely prosper well; But if you ask me truthfully to tell The sequel, -- I must candidly confess 'T was what the reader may have chanced to guess. With every step our bold reformer took, By just so much -- consider -- he forsook The common path. "The oddest man in town!" His neighbors said, at first -- then set him down For "half-demented!" By and by, they vowed Such wild, strange actions should not be allowed; The man was clearly "going to the bad." At last, his dear relations proved him mad, In open court, and shut him in a cell; Where long he lived with lunatics, to tell His doleful tale; and earnestly advise Against the foolishness of being wise Where folly is the mode! -- "I tried to steer My course by Reason, and she brought me here!" | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...LANCELOT by EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON THE FIRST BLUEBIRD by JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY THE DALLIANCE OF THE EAGLES by WALT WHITMAN EPISTLE TO WILLIAM WILBERFORCE, ESQ. .. BILL ABOLISHING SLAVE TRADE by ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD |