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A FRAGMENT OF A SATIRE by THOMAS WARTON THE ELDER

First Line: SHALL ESSENC'D COXCOMBS WHO FROM TOILETTES
Last Line: OWN THE SUPREME OMNIPOTENCE OF GOLD.
Subject(s): POETRY & POETS; SATIRE (AS POETIC GENRE); SIN; VANITY; VIRTUE;

SHALL essenc'd Coxcombs who from Toilettes come,
Strut, and squeak Nonsense in the Drawing-room,
Sagacious Critics of a Knot or Fan,
Soft @3Sporus's,@1 faint Images of Man,
All form'd of Nature's tend'rest, Porcelain Stuff,
Their snowy Fingers shelter'd by the Muff,
Heroes for Sonnets, but unfit for Fights,
Herds of emasculated @3Sybarites,@1
Shall painted Insects, busy buzzing Things,
In Armies rise and Favour gain from Kings?
While wounded Veterans obscurely mourn,
And @3S——r@1 sees Lawrels from his Temples torn?

O courtly @3Atticus,@1 my Warmth you blame,
Unconscious of the glowing Patriot's Flame:
I feel, I feel, its kindling Raptures rowl,
From Pleasures and from Business steal my Soul,
And while it strongly in my Bosom beats,
No more I rove collecting classic Sweets,
Nor warlike @3Homer@1's well-fought Battles warm,
Nor Fairy Forests of wild @3Spenser@1 charm;
No more I weep while awful @3Tragedy@1
Like @3Sophocles@1 array'd comes stalking by,
(Leading ill-fated @3Oedipus@1 the Blind,
Or the lame Wretch in desert drear confin'd)
Nor in mild @3Maro@1's Groves and Grotts rejoice,
Nor @3Doric@1 Shepherd's sweetly simple Voice,
No more convey'd by @3Pindar@1's rapid Song,
I see great @3Theron@1's Car victorious whirl along,
Nor crown'd with Grapes with gay @3Anacreon@1 laid
Beneath a Plantane praise some beauteous Maid,
But oft resounding in my trembling Ear,
Methinks my Country's dying Groans I hear.

Rise, Satire, rise; 'tis sinful to be mute:
The Muse should whirl a Dart, not tune a Lute;
Gigantic Vice, beyond huge @3Tityus'@1 Size,
Enormous Growth! o'er half @3Britannia@1 lies;
O let my Satire on its Vitals feast,
Like the fierce Eagle on that @3Tityus'@1 Breast!

Yet Oh! what Hero Folly can confound?
The dull, lethargic Villain feels no Wound:
Culprits, like poisonous Adders deaf, we find:
In @3Biscay@1's Bay who chides the raging Wind?
Such callous Hearts to no Impression yield,
All-guarded with Corruption's seven-fold Shield;
Unstung by Shame, and resolute in Ill;
Vice is a @3Python Phæbus@1 ne'er can kill:
Heedless of Satire, Sin persists to reign,
As Curfews bid us leave our Fires in vain;
Poets, and Setting-Dogs, one Task employs,
Each @3points@1 at Knaves or Birds, but ne'er @3destroys;@1
What tho' you sweat, complain, and rail, and write,
The mad, luxurious Town sins on for Spite.
Could @3Boileau@1 to reform a Nation hope?
A @3Sodom@1 can't be mended by a @3Pope.@1
To cleanse th' @3Augean@1 Stable tho' you toil,
Still Virtue yields to @3Heidegger@1 and @3Hoyle@1;
Still @3Britons@1 (Justice, Freedom, Conscience sold)
Own the supreme Omnipotence of Gold.



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