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A MUNICIPAL REFORM by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS

First Line: IF I WERE STREET COMMISSIONER,' SAID JIMMY BRIGHT TO ME
Last Line: "THEY WOULD, IF I COULD NAME THE STREETS,"" SAID JIMMY BRIGHT TO ME."
Subject(s): GOVERNMENT;

"If I were Street Commissioner," said Jimmy Bright to me,
"I'd see that streets and avenues were named more fittingly.
For instance, there is High Street, a name that should apply
Where all the lordly salesmen are more than six feet high.
And Congress Street should be the place where statesmen rendezvous,
While nothing old should be allowed upon a street called New.
The worthy name of Washington should nobly advertise
A street of honest tradesmen where no one ever lies.
I'd stay away from Cross Street, or, if I must go there,
I'd carry so much patience that they'd rename it 'Fair.'
The widest street I'd call Broadway, and add a law thereto,
That no one ever should create a broader avenue.
Fine dames with satin garments and manners quite ornate
Should always hold receptions upon the street called State.
The auctioneers and pawnbrokers Exchange Street ought to hold,
And Water Street should be the place where stocks are bought and sold.
The names of streets and facts of streets ought better to agree.
They would, if I could name the streets," said Jimmy Bright to me.



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