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THE BARGAIN by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS

First Line: BESSIE, JOSIE, SEEMS TO ME
Last Line: WELL, WE'RE AGREED!

Uncle
Bessie, Josie, seems to me
Two small girls I chanced to see
Nid-nid-nodding in their pew.
Oh, I hope it wasn't you!

The Girls.

Well, but, uncle, don't you know,
Saturday we had to go
On that picnic? Had to play,
Oh, so hard! the livelong day.

Uncle.

I'll forgive you, Jo and Bess,
For I really must confess --
Keep it secret, children, do!
I was rather sleepy, too!

The Girls.

Uncle, did you have to play,
Oh, so hard! all Saturday?

Uncle.

No, alas! my play I shirked.
I just worked, and worked, and worked.
Late last night I went to bed,
And got up -- a sleepy head!

The Girls.

Well, then, uncle, I don't see
But you're just as bad as we!

Uncle.

Just as wicked, I'll admit.
Aren't we all ashamed of it?
Drowsy head and sleepy face
There in Christ's own dwelling-place!
Come, my lassies, what d'ye say?
Let's reform next Saturday!
You to do a little less
Of your playing, Jo and Bess;
I to wheedle from the store
Time to play a little more.
Then I'm sure that we'll succeed
And keep awake.
The Girls.
Well, we're agreed!



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