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AN AWKWARD SITUATION by ANONYMOUS

First Line: TRY AS I WOULD I COULD NOT RID MYSELF OF THE BORE
Last Line: "'CERTAINLY, SIR,' HE REPLIED. 'STEP THIS WAY.'"
Subject(s): FRIENDSHIP - FALSE FRIENDS; FAIR WEATHER FRIENDS;

Try as I would I could not rid myself of the Bore.
He was not to be dismissed by anything I did.
"I must go uptown," I said; but he merely replied,
"Very well, I'll go with you."
I invented several chores but he stuck like a leech.
Finally I hesitated in front of a private dwelling
I had never seen before and said to the Bore,
"I @3must@1 stop here to see an old friend. Good-by.
I ran up the steps and rang the bell.
The door was opened by a servant.
"Is Mrs. Robinson in?" I inquired.
"Certainly, sir," he replied. "Step this way."



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