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SUCH A DUCK by ANONYMOUS

First Line: "ONCE VENUS, DEEMING LOVE TOO FAT"
Last Line: "BUT THEN -- YOU'RE SUCH A DUCK, MY DARLING!"
Subject(s): BIRDS;CUPID;DUCKS;JUNO (GODDESS);MINERVA;MYTHOLOGY - CLASSICAL;PEACOCKS;VENUS (GODDESS); EROS;MALLARDS;DRAKES;

ONCE Venus, deeming Love too fat,
Stopped all his rich, ambrosial dishes,
Dooming the boy to live on chat, --
To sup on songs and dine on wishes.
Love, lean and lank, flew off to prowl, --
The starveling now no beauty boasted, --
He could have munched Minerva's owl,
Or Juno's peacock, boiled or roasted.

At last, half famished, almost dead,
He shot his mother's doves for dinner;
Young Lilla, passing, shook her head, --
Cried Love, "A shot at you, young sinner!"
"Oh, not at me!" she urged her flight --
"I'm neither dove, nor lark, nor starling!"
"No," fainting Cupid cried, "not quite;
But then -- you're such a duck, my darling!"



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