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THE VIRTUES OF CARNATION MILK by ANONYMOUS

First Line: CARNATION MILK IS THE BEST IN THE LAND
Last Line: YOU JUST PUNCH A HOLE IN THE SON OF A BITCH
Subject(s): MILK; MILKMEN;MILKMAIDS;

Carnation Milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand --
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.





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