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HE THREATENS FINALLY TO ESCAPE INTO SOME DESERT, TURN JACK-ASS, AND... by JAMES CLARENCE MANGAN

First Line: O, MENTIS, VANITAS! O, ASSHISHNESS OF MAN!
Last Line: I MAY, BY HOOK OF CROOK, MAKE PRIZE OF THREE HALF-CROWNS

0, mentis vanitas! 0, assishness of Man!
What boots it me, alas! that with enormous toil
I snore through Paracelsus, Plato, Bacon, Boyle,
And other humdrum humbugs? Chasing the Tree
Of Knowledge, I have trudged from Bershebah to Dan,
And all is barren! - I have spent my midnight oil
For nought, and sown my seeds upon a stony soil,
And now the Mills of Science yield me only bran!
Therefore Philosophy, I guess, is not the ticket;
Therefore I'll cut and run from all my books, and seek
Some savage mountain-den or wild outlandish thicket,
And there keep cudgelling my brains from week to week,
Till I discover how, despite Miss Fortune's frowns,
I may, by hook or crook, make prize of Three Half-Crcwns.




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