Classic and Contemporary Poetry
REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE, NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY BOOKS, by WILLIAM COWPER Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: Between nose and eyes a strange contest arose Last Line: Shut. Variant Title(s): A Law Case;the Nose And The Eyes Subject(s): Eyes; Noses | ||||||||
BETWEEN Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose; The spectacles set them, unhappily, wrong; The point in dispute was, as all the world knows, To whom the said spectacles ought to belong. So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause, With a great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning, While chief baron Ear sat to balance the laws, -- So famed for his talent in nicely discerning. "In behalf of the Nose, it will quickly appear (And your lordship, he said, "will undoubt- edly find) That the Nose has the spectacles always to wear, Which amounts to possession, time out of mind." Then, holding the spectacles up to the court, "Your lordship observes, they are made with a straddle, As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short, Designed to sit close to it, just like a saddle. "Again, would your lordship a moment suppose ('T is a case that has happened, and may hap- pen again) That the visage or countenance had not a Nose, Pray, who would, or who could, wear spectacles then? "On the whole, it appears, and my argument shows With a reasoning the court will never condemn, That the spectacles, plainly, were made for the Nose, And the Nose was, as plainly, intended for them." Then shifting his side (as a lawyer knows how), He pleaded again in behalf of the Eyes: But what were his arguments, few people know, For the court did not think them equally wise. So his lordship decreed, with a grave, solemn tone, Decisive and clear, without one if or but, That whenever the nose put his spectacles on, By daylight or candlelight, -- Eyes should be shut. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE DONG WITH A LUMINOUS NOSE by EDWARD LEAR THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY, SELECTION by AMBROSE BIERCE BALLAD TO THE TUNE - 'THAT WE MAY ROW WITH MY P. OVER YE FERRY' by PATRICK CAREY THE NOSE by SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE BE GLAD YOUR NOSE IS ON YOUR FACE by JACK PRELUTSKY CAPTAIN FRAZER'S NOSE by NORMAN MACLEOD (1812-1872) THE PARTERRE by E. HARRIET PALMER A CRITICAL MOMENT by MATTHEW PRIOR SONNET TO MY OWN NOSE by HORACE SMITH A COMPARISON by WILLIAM COWPER |
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