Classic and Contemporary Poetry
MASSACRE OF THE MACPHERSON, by WILLIAM EDMONSTOUNE AYTOUN Poem Explanation Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: Fhairshon swore a feud / against the clan m'tavish Last Line: And tamn ta whusky duty! Alternate Author Name(s): Bon Gaultier (with Theodore Martin) Subject(s): Massacres | ||||||||
Fhairshon swore a feud Against the clan M'Tavish; Marched into their land To murder and to rafish; For he did resolve To extirpate the vipers, With four-and-twenty men And five-and-thirty pipers. But when he had gone Half-way down Strath Canaan, Of his fighting tail Just three were remainin'. They were all he had, To back him in ta battle; All the rest had gone Off, to drive ta cattle. "Fery coot!" cried Fhairshon. "So my clan disgraced is; Lads, we'll need to fight Pefore we touch the peasties. Here's Mhic-Mac-Methusaleh Coming wi' his fassals, Gillies seventy-three, And sixty Dhuine;wassails!" "Coot tay to you, sir; Are you not ta Fhairshon? Was you coming here To fisit any person? You are a plackguard, sir! It is now six hundred Coot long years, and more, Since my glen was plunder'd." "Fat is tat you say? Dare you cock your peaver? I will teach you, sir, Fat is coot pehaviour! You shall not exist For another day more; I will shoot you, sir, Or stap you with my claymore!" "I am fery glad To learn what you mention, Since I can prevent Any such intention." So Mhic-Mac-Methusaleh Gave some warlike howls, Trew his skhian-dhu, An' stuck it in his powels. In this fery way Tied ta faliant Fhairshon, Who was always thought A superior person. Fhairshon had a son, Who married Noah's daughter, And nearly spoil'd ta Flood, By trinking up ta water: Which he would have done, I at least believe it, Had to mixture peen Only half Glenlivet. This is all my tale: Sirs, I hope 'tis new t'ye! Here's your fery good healths, And tamn ta whusky duty! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SONG TO THE MEN OF ENGLAND by PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY THE MASK OF ANARCHY; WRITTEN ON OCCASION OF MASSACRE AT MANCHESTER by PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY ON THE MASSACRE by CHAIM NACHMAN BIALIK PURIM, 1900 by ALICE D. BRAHAM THE MASACRE AT SCIO by WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT GERTRUDE OF WYOMING; OR, THE PENNSYLVANIAN COTTAGE: 1 by THOMAS CAMPBELL GERTRUDE OF WYOMING; OR, THE PENNSYLVANIAN COTTAGE: 2 by THOMAS CAMPBELL GERTRUDE OF WYOMING; OR, THE PENNSYLVANIAN COTTAGE: 3 by THOMAS CAMPBELL BOTHWELL: PART 4 by WILLIAM EDMONSTOUNE AYTOUN |
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