Classic and Contemporary Poetry
VALHALLA INN, by BERTON BRALEY Poet's Biography First Line: Somewhere in valhalla is a double swinging door Last Line: And trade the purple barroom tales that men tell other men! Subject(s): Bars & Bartenders; Mythology - Classical; Ulysses; Pubs; Taverns; Saloons; Odysseus | ||||||||
Somewhere in Valhalla is a double swinging door That leads into a cool retreat with sawdust on the floor. The Bar-Keep's round of face and form as proper bar-keeps are, And there's a proper rail of brass that runs along the bar. The smell of beer is in the air, and blue smoke makes a cloud About the mighty Flagoneers who gather in a crowd, A crowd of high adventurers who broke historic trails Now loafing in Valhalla for to tell their barroom tales! Somewhere in Valhalla, in that huge heroic place, The fighters and philosophers can hobnob face to face; And over good Falernian or mead or ale or beer Their laughter rings out deep and strong as they make lusty cheer. Presiding at their revels is good Father Rabelais Past master of rich barroom wit that never grows passé And wielders of the ready sword and pushers of the pen Are roaring forth the pungent tales that Men tell other Men! Somewhere in Valhallato a joyous, careless gang, Old Homer spills some racy yarns he never wrote or sang, And Hector and Achilles and Ulysses shake with glee At antics of the gods and men by land and sky and sea. Cæsar, Alexander, and Napoleon are there To hark to talesand tell a fewthat rank as "something rare," Boccaccio, Balzac, Twain and Swift, and Jonson"rare old Ben" Are pulling gorgeous azure japes that Men tell other Men! Somewhere in Valhalla is a dim and smoky Inn Where heroes of the ages can sit happily and spin The Yarns That Women Never Know, the bold and boisterous tales, The healthy, robust "barroom stuff" whose magic never fails. For men must flock with other men in heaven or on earth To taste the camaraderie of such full-throated mirth As goes with sawdust, smoke and beer. So, in Valhalla's bounds There is a hostel known to all where such broad glee resounds; Where Pirates, Painters, Soldiers, Bards foregather now and then And trade the purple Barroom Tales that Men tell other Men! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...CALYPSO'S ISLAND by ARCHIBALD MACLEISH THE SAIL OF ULYSSES by WALLACE STEVENS ULYSSES AND THE SIREN by SAMUEL DANIEL THE OLD SHIPS by JAMES ELROY FLECKER |
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