Classic and Contemporary Poetry
EPISTLE; TO THE EARL OF..., by CHARLES COTTON Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: To write in verse, o count of mine Last Line: I'm sunk for ever to mankind. Subject(s): Bagpipes; Christmas; Musical Instruments; Stanhope, Philip Dormer (1694-1773); Nativity, The; Chesterfield, 4th Earl Of | ||||||||
To write in verse, O Count of mine, To you, who have the Ladies nine, With a wet finger, at your call, And I believe have kissed 'em all, Is such an undertaking, none But Peakrill bold would venture on: Yet having found, that, to my woes No help will be procur'd by prose, And to write that way is no boot, I'll try if rhyming will not do 't. Know then, my Lord, that on my word, Since my first, second, and my third, Which I have pester'd you withall, I've heard no syllable at all, Or where you are, or what you do; Or, if I have a Lord, or no. A pretty comfort to a man That studies all the ways he can To keep an interest he does prize Above all other treasuries. But let that pass, you now must know We do on our last quarter go; And that I may go bravely out, Am trowling merry bowl about, To Lord, and Lady, that and this, As nothing were at all amiss, When after twenty days are past, Poor Charles has eat and drunk his last. No more plum-porridge then, or pie, No brawn with branch of rosemary, No chine of beef, enough to make The tallest yeoman's chine to crack; No bagpipe humming in the hall, Nor noise of house-keeping at all, Nor sign, by which it may be said, This house was once inhabited. I may perhaps, with much ado, Rub out a Christmas more, or two; Or, if the Fates be pleas'd, a score, But never look to keep one more. Some three months hence, I make account My spur-gall'd Pegasus to mount, When, whither I intend to go, My horse, as well as I, will know: But being got, with much ado, Out of the reach a stage or two, Though not the conscience of my shame, And Pegasus fall'n desp'rate lame, I shake my stirrups, and forsake him, Leaving him to the next will take him; Not that I set so lightly by him, Would any be so kind to buy him; But that I think those who have seen How ill my Muse has mounted been, Would certainly take better heed Than to bid money for her steed. Being then on foot, away I go, And bang the hoof, incognito, Though in condition so forlorn, Little disguise will serve the turn, Since best of Friends, the world's so base, Scarce know a man when in disgrace. But that's too serious. Then suppose, Like trav'ling Tom, with dint of toes, I'm got unto extremest shore, Sick and impatient to be o'er That Channel which secur'd my state Of peace, whilst I was fortunate, But in this moment of distress, Confines me to unhappiness: But where's the money to be had This surly Neptune to persuade? It is no less than shillings ten, Gods will be brib'd as well as men. Imagine then your Highlander Over a can of muddy beer, Playing at passage with a pair Of drunken fumblers for his fare; And see I've won, oh, lucky chance, Hoist sail amain, my mates, for France; Fortune was civil in this throw, And having robb'd me, lets me go. I've won, and yet how could I choose, He needs must win, that cannot lose; Fate send me then a happy wind, And better luck to those behind. But what advantage will it be That winds and tides are kind to me, When still the wretched have their woes, Wherever they their feet dispose? What satisfaction, or delight Are ragouts to an appetite? What ease can France or Flanders give To him that is a fugitive? Some two years hence, when you come o'er, In all your state, Ambassador, If my ill nature be so strong T' outlive my infamy so long, You'll find your little Officer Ragged as his old colours are; And naked, as he's discontent, Standing at some poor sutler's tent, With his pike cheek't, to guard the Tun He must not taste when he has done. "Hump," says my Lord, "I'm half afraid My Captain's turn'd a Reformade, That scurvy face I sure should know," "Yes faith, my Lord, 'tis even so, I am that individual he: I told your Lordship how 'twould be." "Thou did'st so, Charles, it is confest, Yet still I thought thou wer't in jest; But comfort! Poverty's no crime, I'll take thy word another time." This matters now are coming to, And I'm resolv'd upon 't; whilst you, Sleeping in Fortune's arms, ne'er dream Who feels the contrary extreme; Faith write to me, that I may know Whether you love me still, or no; Or if you do not, by what ways I've pull'd upon me my disgrace; For whilst I still stand fair with you, I dare the worst my Fate can do; But your opinion gone I find, I'm sunk for ever to mankind. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...AN EPITAPH ON M.H. by CHARLES COTTON LAURA SLEEPING; ODE by CHARLES COTTON RESOLUTION OF A POETICAL QUESTION CONCERNING FOUR RURAL SISTERS: 2 by CHARLES COTTON THE RETIREMENT; TO MR. IZAAK WALTON by CHARLES COTTON A JOURNEY INTO THE PARK; TO SIR ASTON COCKAIN by CHARLES COTTON A PARAPHRASE by CHARLES COTTON A VALEDICTION by CHARLES COTTON |
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