TIDY, by EMELDA DESHAIES
First Line: She keeps her dresses clean and stylish Last Line: About as fast as she can think. Subject(s): Cleanliness; Gossip
She keeps her dresses clean and stylish; Her house, too, surely is among The places which are always tidy; But oh, she has a careless tongue!
Her face and hands and hair are cleanly, But then her tongue is dipped in ink; And so she blackens all the neighbors About as fast as she can think.