Classic and Contemporary Poetry
APPEAL TO AMERICAN AUTHORS, by NATE SALSBURY First Line: When kaiser wilhelm's little war Last Line: America -- long may she wave! Alternate Author Name(s): Ireland, Baron Subject(s): Debt; World War I; Writing & Writers; First World War | ||||||||
[The pound sterling has risen 2 1/4 cents. -- News Item.] When Kaiser Wilhelm's little war Was (none too quickly) ended, And when in one triumphant roar The nations' cheers were blended, Great Britain found that she had come To owe the U. S. quite a sum. Perceiving in that fact great harm, A tide of immigration Of British authors in alarm Set in toward this our nation; By lectures purposing to get Enough to clear their national debt. From leaving Britain, true, they shrank, To sail for far dominions And educate the simple Yank Upon their own opinions; But when they caught the glint of jack The army couldn't hold them back. Thus, G -- orge and W -- lpole keenly felt The call to come and lecture, And each filled up his money-belt With gold beyond conjecture (If I exaggerate a bit, No harm -- you see the point of it). Then Mr. G. K. Ch -- sterton (Who simply can't write dully) Came over and kept up the fun, Tho' people said, "Well, rully, How vurry, vurry bad this is!" (But Ch -- sterton was getting his.) * * * * * * * * Now, authors, if this sort of thing Goes on the least bit farther The country's credit's going bing! What? Serious? Well, rarther! You will perceive I do not joke When these U. S. are stony broke. And so the fell conspiracy To take away our lucre Ere it become catastrophe It's up to us to euchre. And we can do it, it's my hunch, By selling all our stuff to "Punch." So now, boys, all together, heave! Get down into the collar! And with the pounds that we receive Sustain the dropping dollar. By this bright stratagem we'll save America -- long may she wave! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...D'ANNUNZIO by ERNEST HEMINGWAY 1915: THE TRENCHES by CONRAD AIKEN TO OUR PRESIDENT by KATHARINE LEE BATES THE HORSES by KATHARINE LEE BATES CHILDREN OF THE WAR by KATHARINE LEE BATES THE U-BOAT CREWS by KATHARINE LEE BATES THE RED CROSS NURSE by KATHARINE LEE BATES WAR PROFITS by KATHARINE LEE BATES |
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