Classic and Contemporary Poetry
ANYBODY'S CRITIC, by FREDERICK GODDARD TUCKERMAN Poet's Biography First Line: Keen, brilliant, shallow, with a ready phrase Last Line: Spoke easily, with depreciating praise. Subject(s): Criticism & Critics | ||||||||
Keen, brilliant, shallow, with a ready phrase To fit occasion, and a happy knack Of adaptation where he most did lack, And witty too, and wise in several ways; As knowing where to choose, and where to skip: "Passwords of inspiration" on his lip, He takes the wall, and now may well surprise Those who remember him five lustrums back, A ferret-headed boy with purry eyes. Behold the Scholar now, the Judge profound! Yet, feeling with his foot precarious ground, He stands to fly, or with a borrowed jest To blink the question when too closely pressed: Reproof in praise, and friendship in his frown, Have we not seen him, talking calmly down On some proud spirit; letting light illapse On him, poor votary of the book and pen? Every way his superior, perhaps A mighty poet before common men Ashamed: but view our critic, mark his eye Exhaustive, nose would snuff the violet dry Of odour, and a brow to whelm the world. In his right hand a written leaf is twirled. Before, a landscape spreads, and there you see, Skirting the sky, low scrub and topping tree. Beside him stands a youth with bended eyes, Waiting the word until the Master rise, With blushing brow, less confident than cowed: Perhaps his poem in his hand he brought; Or a late letter from some lord of thought, Like a rich gem, half-grudgingly he shows; Of which a young man might full well be proud; So cordial, sweet, and friendly to the close, With not one vacant word of cant or chaff. "Yes, yes," the Master says, "an autograph! And surely to be prized, for such things sell: And, for your poem, 'tis a clever thing." Then turning the poor pages carelessly, As taking in the whole with half an eye, He said, "The worth of such 'tis hard to tell: If Art inspire us, 'tis in vain we sing, If love of Nature merely, 'tis not well, And personal themes have little good or harm; For in these bustling days, when critics swarm, No man can stand aside without rebuke To prate of bubbling brooks and uplands grassy; Like the Pied Piper in the Burgelostrasse, 'Twill set the rats a-running." Then with a look, A look that took the beauty from the grass And dulled the blue, he let the subject pass For other themes; glancing at, Heaven knows what, The farm, the camp, the forum, Pitt and Burke; And in his confidential, friendly phrase Touched that, he knew the other valued not Or plainly lacked, and of his life's best work Spoke easily, with depreciating praise. | Other Poems of Interest...PERPETUUM MOBILE by EDITH SITWELL TOME THOUGHTS, FROM THE 'TIMES' by JOHN UPDIKE TO CRITICS, AND TO HELL WITH THEM by JAMES WRIGHT THE ROYAL MISCHIEF: PROLOGUE by DELARIVIERE MANLEY EPIGRAM: ON A CRITIC by MARCUS VALERIUS MARTIALIS FOR A CRITIC WHO TRIES TO WRITE POEMS by THOMAS MCGRATH |
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