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FAUSE FOODRAGE, by                    
First Line: King easter has courted her for her gowd
Last Line: Wi' the truth of his right hand


King Easter has courted her for her gowd,
King Wester for her fee,
King Honor for her lands sae braid
And for her fair body.
They had not been four months married,
As I have heard them tell,
Until the nobles of the land
Against them did rebel.
And they cast kaivles them amang
And kaivles them between,
And they cast kaivles them amang
Wha shoud gae kill the king.
O some said yea and some said nay,
Their words did not agree;
Till up it gat him Fa'se Footrage
And sware it shoud be he.
When bells were rung and mass was sung
And a' man boon to bed,
King Honor and his gay ladie
In a hie chamber were laid.
Then up it raise him Fa'se Footrage
While a' were fast asleep,
And slew the porter in his lodge
That watch and ward did keep.
O four and twenty silver keys
Hang hie upon a pin,
And ay as a door he did unlock
He has fastn'd it him behind.
Then up it raise him King Honor,
Says, What means a' this din?
Now what's the matter, Fa'se Footrage,
O wha was was 't loot you in?
O ye my errand well shall learn
Before that I depart;
Then drew a knife baith lang and sharp
And pierced him thro' the heart.
Then up it got the Queen hersell
And fell low down on her knee:
O spare my life now, Fa'se Footrage,
For I never injured thee.
O spare my life now, Fa'se Footrage,
Until I lighter be,
And see gin it be lad or lass
King Honor has left me wi'.
O gin it be a lass, he says,
Well nursed she shall be;
But gin it be a lad-bairn
He shall be hanged hie.
I winna spare his tender age
Nor yet his hie, hie kin;
But as soon as e'er he born is
He shall mount the gallows-pin.
O four and twenty valiant knights
Were set the Queen to guard,
And four stood ay at her bower-door
To keep baith watch and ward.
But when the time drew till an end
That she should lighter be,
She cast about to find a wile
To set her body free.
O she has birled these merry young men
Wi' strong beer and wi' wine,
Until she made them a' as drunk
As any wallwood swine.
O narrow, narrow is this window
And big, big am I grown!
Yet thro' the might of Our Ladie
Out at it she has won.
She wander'd up, she wander'd down,
She wander'd out and in,
And at last into the very swines' stye
The Queen brought forth a son.
Then they cast kaivles them amang
Wha should gae seek the Queen,
And the kaivle fell upon Wise William
And he 's sent his wife for him.
O when she saw Wise William's wife
The Queen fell on her knee.
Win up, win up, madame, she says,
What means this courtesie?
O out of this I winna rise
Till a boon ye grant to me,
To change your lass for this lad-bairn
King Honor left me wi'.
And ye maun learn my gay gose-hawke
Well how to breast a steed,
And I shall learn your turtle-dow
As well to write and read.
And ye maun learn my gay gose-hawke
To wield baith bow and brand,
And I shall learn your turtle-dow
To lay gowd wi' her hand.
At kirk or market where we meet
We dare nae mair avow
But, Dame, how does my gay gose-hawk?
Madame, how does my dow?
When days were gane and years came on
Wise William he thought long;
Out has he ta'en King Honor's son
A hunting for to gang.
It sae fell out at their hunting
Upon a summer's day,
That they cam by a fair castle,
Stood on a sunny brae.
O dinna ye see that bonny castle
Wi' wa's and towers sae fair?
Gin ilka man had back his ain
Of it you shou'd be heir.
How I shou'd be heir of that castle
In sooth I canna see,
When it belongs to Fa'se Footrage,
And he 's nae kin to me.
O gin ye shou'd kill him Fa'se Footrage
You wou'd do what is right,
For I wot he kill'd your father dear
Ere ever you saw the light.
Gin ye should kill him Fa'se Footrage
There is nae man durst you blame,
For he keeps your mother a prisoner
And she dares no take you hame.
The boy stared wild like a gray gose-hawke,
Says, What may a' this mean?
My boy, you are King Honor's son
And your mother 's our lawful queen.
O gin I be King Honor's son,
By Our Ladie I swear
This day I will that traytour slay
And relieve my mother dear.
He has set his bent bow till his breast
And lap the castle-wa',
And soon he 's siesed on Fa'se Footrage
Wha loud for help gan ca'.
O hold your tongue now, Fa'se Footrage,
Frae me you shanna flee:
Syne pierced him through the foul fa'se heart
And set his mother free.
And he has rewarded Wise William
With the best half of his land,
And sae has he the turtle-dow
Wi' the truth of his right hand.





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