When God turned aside To Reach For A trunk, The copper beech Sat Down To Hide The bright, yellow ruffles Of her daffodil pantalettes From the disdainful gaze Of The Inquisitive Lombardy. "Look at that hussy, Lord! She's Rude And Lewd And -- and -- practically nude! What? I don't care if she is poplar, @3I'll Not Wear Shorts!@1" She said, And kept on sitting. |