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VIRGIDEMIAE: BOOK 2. SATIRE 6: ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CHAPLAIN by JOSEPH HALL

First Line: A GENTLE SQUIRE WOULD GLADLY ENTERTAIN
Last Line: TO GIVE FIVE MARKS AND WINTER LIVERY.

A Gentle Squire would gladly entertain
Into his house some trencher-chaplain,
Some willing man that might instruct his sons,
And that would stand to good conditions:
First, that he lie upon the truckle-bed,
While his young master lieth o'er his head;
Secondly, that he do, on no default,
Ever presume to sit above the salt;
Third, that he never charge his trencher twice;
Fourth, that he use all comely courtesies,
Sit bare at meals, and one half rise and wait;
Last, that he never his young master beat,
But he must ask his mother to define
How many yerks she would his breech should line.
All these observed, he would contented be
To give five marks and winter livery.



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