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CAMPAIGN THUNDER by WALT MASON

First Line: MY FRIENDS, WHEN I'M ELECTED, THE PEOPLE
Last Line: ELECTED A CHANGE WILL BE DETECTED—NO MAN WILL HAVE TO WORK!
Subject(s): ELECTIONS; SOCIAL PROTEST; TYRANNY & TYRANTS; VOTING; VOTERS; SUFFRAGE;

MY friends, when I'm elected, the people, now dejected, will bid farewell to
grief; I'll make their sorrows bubbles, to all their tears and troubles I'll
bring a prompt relief. The people now are groaning; for justice they are honing,

and hone for it in vain; but when I am elected, an end may be expected to all
the stress and strain. The tyrant and the spoiler now rob the humble toiler,
their feet upon his neck; but when I am elected the tree will be erected on
which they'll swing, by heck! Oh, men with spades and axes! they burden you with

taxes—that is the tyrants' plan! But when I am elected all laws will be
rejected which tax the working man. The rich men ride in motors; on foot you go,

O voters, your feet all seamed with scars; but when I am elected this sin will
be corrected; you'll all have choo-choo cars. Alas, my friends and neighbors,
you're wearied by your labors, your strivings gall and irk; but when I am
elected a change will be detected—no man will have to work!



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