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THE BANK ACCOUNT by WALT MASON

First Line: OH, HAPPY DAY WHEN I BEGAN TO PUT MY
Last Line: HE DESIRES, WHO PUTS HIS RUPEES IN THE BANK.
Subject(s): BANKS AND BANKING; MONEY;

OH, happy day when I began to put my doubloons down in brine! While you with
fear the future scan, a soul serene and calm is mine. Long was I slammed around

by Fate, the dregs of sorrow oft I drank, before I got my head on straight, and

put some guilders in the bank. I used to blow my money in as fast or faster than

'twas earned, and one could fill a good large bin with iron dollars that I
burned. I blew in every kind of pelf, the mark, the kopeck and the franc, before

I tumbled to myself, and put my moidores in the bank. And then I always lived on

prunes, was up against the ragged edge, until, to salt down my doubloons, I made

a large brass-mounted pledge. Since then on rosy paths I tread, and merrily I
whoop and yell; I do not fret, I do not dread the dreary old H. C. of L. I buy
my car new rubber tires, and pour rich gas into its tank; he has all things that

he desires, who puts his rupees in the bank.



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