HE TURNED up at the baseball park A quiet, modest man "I'd like," said he, "to get a pass That is, sir, if I can!" "What claims have you?" the gateman said "Show proofs, ere I unbend" "Just this'tis all," the stranger said "I am the umpire's friend." They passed him gladly through the gate, And perched him in the stand The joyous crowd cheered long and loud, And "Oompah" went the band They studied him, that wondering throng This man of modest worth The first and only umpire's friend, And all alone on earth! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...DOUGLAS, DOUGLAS, TENDER AND TRUE by DINAH MARIA MULOCK CRAIK FOR THAT HE LOOKED NOT UPON HER by GEORGE GASCOIGNE CHRIST'S KINGDOM AMONG THE GENTILES by ISAAC WATTS SPRING SONG by JEAN ANTOINE DE BAIF JOCHANAN HAKKADOSH by ROBERT BROWNING THE YELLOW FEVER by LUCRETIA MARIA DAVIDSON |