W'Y, wunst they wuz a Little Boy went out In the woods to shoot a Bear. So, he went out 'Way in the grea'-big woods -- he did. -- An' he Wuz goin' along -- an' goin' along, you know, An' purty soon he heerd somepin' go @3"Wooh!"@1 Ist thataway -- @3"Woo-ooh!"@1 An' he wuz @3skeered,@1 He wuz. An' so he runned an' clumbed a tree -- A grea'-big tree, he did, -- a sicka-@3more@1 tree. An' nen he heerd it ag'in: an' he looked round, An' '@3t'uz a Bear -- a grea'-big shore-'nuff Bear!@1 -- No: 't'uz @3two@1 Bears, it wuz -- two grea'-big Bears -- @3One@1 of 'em wuz -- ist @3one's@1 a @3grea'-big@1 Bear. -- But they ist @3boff@1 went @3"Wooh!"@1 -- An' here @3they@1 come To climb the tree an' git the Little Boy An' eat him up! An' nen the Little Boy He 'uz skeered worse'n ever! An' here come The grea'big Bear a-climbin' th' tree to git The Little Boy an' eat him up -- Oh, @3no!@1 -- It 'uzn't the @3Big@1 Bear 'at clumb the tree -- It 'uz the @3Little@1 Bear. So here @3he@1 come Climbin' the tree -- an' climbin' the tree! Nen when He git wite @3clos't@1 to the Little Boy, w'y, nen The Little Boy he ist pulled up his gun An' @3shot@1 the Bear, he did, an' killed him dead! An' nen the Bear he falled clean on down out The tree -- away clean to the ground, he did -- @3Spling-splung!@1 he falled @3plum@1 down, an' killed him, too! An' lit wite side o' where the @3Big@1 Bear's at. An' nen the Big Bear's awful mad, you bet! -- 'Cause -- 'cause the Little Boy he shot his gun An' killed the @3Little@1 Bear. -- 'Cause the @3Big@1 Bear He -- he 'uz the Little Bear's Papa. -- An' so here @3He@1 come to climb the big old tree an' git The Little Boy an' eat him up! An' when The Little Boy he saw the @3grea'-big Bear@1 A-comin', he 'uz badder skeered, he wuz, Than @3any@1 time! An' so he think he'll climb Up @3higher@1 -- 'way up higher in the tree Than the old @3Bear@1 kin climb, you know. -- But he -- He @3can't@1 climb higher 'an old @3Bears@1 kin climb, -- 'Cause Bears kin climb up higher in the trees Than any little Boys in all the Wo-r-r-ld! An' so here come the grea'-big Bear, he did, -- A'climbin' up -- an' up the tree, to git The Little Boy an' eat him up! An' so The Little Boy he clumbed on higher, an' higher, An' higher up the tree -- an' higher -- an' higher -- An' higher'n iss-here @3house@1 is! -- An' here come The old Bear -- clos'ter to him all the time! -- An' nen -- first thing you know, -- when th' old Big Bear Wuz wite clos't to him -- nen the Little Boy Ist jabbed his gun wite in the old Bear's mouf An' shot an' killed him dead! -- No; I @3fergot,@1 -- He didn't shoot the grea'-big Bear at all -- 'Cause @3they 'uz no load in the gun,@1 you know -- 'Cause when he shot the @3Little@1 Bear, w'y, nen No load 'uz any more nen @3in@1 the gun! But th' Little Boy clumbed @3higher@1 up, he did -- He clumbed @3lots@1 higher -- an' on up @3higher@1 -- an' higher An' @3higher@1 -- tel he ist @3can't@1 climb no higher, 'Cause nen the limbs 'uz all so little, 'way Up in the teeny-weeny tip-top of The tree, they'd break down wiv him ef he don't Be keerful! So he stop an' think: An' nen He look around -- An' here come the old Bear! An' so the Little Boy make up his mind He's got to ist git out o' there @3some@1way! -- 'Cause here come the old Bear! -- so clos't, his bref's Purt' night so's he kin feel how hot it is Ag'inst his bare feet -- ist like old "Ring's" bref When he's be'n out a-huntin' an' 's all tired. So when th' old Bear's so clos't -- the Little Boy Ist gives a grea'-big jump fer @3'nother@1 tree -- No! -- no, he don't do that! -- I tell you what The Little Boy does: -- W'y, nen -- w'y, he -- Oh, @3yes!@1 -- The Little Boy @3he finds a hole up there 'At's in the tree@1 -- an' climbs in there an' @3hides@1 -- An' @3nen@1 th' old Bear can't find the Little Boy At all! -- but purty soon the old Bear finds The Little Boy's @3gun@1 'at's up there -- 'cause the @3gun@1 It's too @3tall@1 to tooked wiv him in the hole. So, when the old Bear find' the @3gun,@1 he knows The Little Boy's ist @3hid@1 round @3somers@1 there, -- An' th' old Bear 'gins to snuff and sniff around, An' sniff an' snuff around -- so's he kin find Out where the Little Boy's hid at. -- An' nen -- nen -- Oh, @3yes!@1 -- W'y, purty soon the old Bear climbs 'Way out on a big limb -- a grea'-long limb, -- An' nen the Little Boy climbs out the hole An' takes his ax an' chops the limb off! . . . Nen The old Bear falls @3k-splunge!@1 clean to the ground, An' bu'st an' kill hisse'f plum dead, he did! An' nen the Little Boy he git his gun An' 'menced a-climbin' down the tree ag'in -- No! -- no, he @3didn't@1 git his @3gun@1 -- 'cause when The @3Bear@1 falled, nen the @3gun@1 falled, too -- An' broked It all to pieces, too! -- An' @3nicest@1 gun! -- His Pa ist buyed it! -- An' the Little Boy Ist cried, he did; an' went on climbin' down The tree -- an' climbin' down -- an' climbin' down! -- @3An'-sir!@1 when he 'uz purt' nigh down, -- w'y, nen @3The old Bear he jumped up ag'in!@1 -- an' he Ain't dead at all -- @3ist@1 'tendin' thataway, So he kin git the Little Boy an' eat Him up! But the Little Boy he 'uz too smart To climb clean @3down@1 the tree. -- An' the old Bear He can't climb @3up@1 the tree no more -- 'cause when He fell, he broke one of his -- He broke @3all@1 His legs! -- an' nen he @3couldn't@1 climb! But he Ist won't go 'way an' let the Little Boy Come down out of the tree. An' the old Bear Ist growls round there, he does -- ist growls an' goes @3"Wooh! -- woo-ooh!"@1 all the time! An' Little Boy He haf to stay up in the tree -- all night -- An' 'thout no @3supper@1 neever! -- Only they Wuz @3apples@1 on the tree! -- An' Little Boy Et apples -- ist all night -- an' cried -- an' cried! Nen when 't'uz morning the old Bear went @3"Wooh!"@1 Ag'in, an' try to climb up in the tree An' git the Little Boy -- But he @3can't@1 Climb t' save his @3soul,@1 he can't! -- An' @3oh!@1 he's @3mad!@1 -- He ist tear up the ground! an' go @3"Woo-ooh!"@1 An' -- @3Oh, yes!@1 -- purty soon, when morning's come All @3light@1 -- so's you kin @3see,@1 you know, w'y, nen The old Bear finds the Little Boy's @3gun,@1 you know, 'At's on the ground. -- (An' it ain't broke at all -- I ist @3said@1 that!) An' so the old Bear think He'll take the gun an' @3shoot@1 the Little Boy: -- But @3Bears they@1 don't know much 'bout shootin' guns: So when he go to shoot the Little Boy, The old Bear got the @3other@1 end the gun Ag'in' his shoulder, 'stid o' @3th' other@1 end -- So when he try to shoot the Little Boy, It shot @3the Bear,@1 it did -- an' killed him dead! An' nen the Little Boy clumb down the tree An' chopped his old woolly head off. -- Yes, an' killed The @3other@1 Bear ag'in, he did -- an' killed All @3boff@1 the bears, he did -- an' tuk 'em home An' @3cooked@1 'em, too, an' @3et@1 'em! -- An' that's all. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...AULD LANG SYNE by ROBERT BURNS PHANTOM by SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE TO THE NIGHTINGALE by JOHN MILTON RIDDLE: TEETH AND GUMS by MOTHER GOOSE MY MADONNA by ROBERT WILLIAM SERVICE JUNE BRACKEN AND HEATHER by ALFRED TENNYSON TO MISS F. B. ON ASKING FOR MRS. BARBAULD'S LOVE AND TIME by ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD |