Because I am by nature blind, I wisely choose to walk behind; However, to avoid disgrace, I let no creature see my face. My words are few, but spoke with sense, And yet my speaking gives offense; Or, if to whisper I presume, The company will fly the room. By all the world I am oppressed, And my oppression gives them rest. Through me, though sore against my will, Instructors every art instill. By thousands I am sold and bought, Who neither get nor lose a groat; For none, alas, by me can gain, But those who give me greatest pain. Shall man presume to be my master, Who's but my caterer and taster? Yet, though I always have my will, I'm but a mere depender still: An humble hanger-on at best, Of whom all people make a jest. In me detractors seek to find Two vices of a diff'rent kind: I'm too profuse, some cens'rers cry, And all I get, I let it fly; While others give me many a curse, Because too close I hold my purse. But this I know, in either case They dare not charge me to my face. 'Tis true, indeed, sometimes I save, Sometimes run out of all I have; But when the year is at an end, Computing what I get and spend, My goings-out and comings-in, I cannot find I lose or win; And, therefore, all that know me say, I justly keep the middle way. I'm always by my betters led; I last get up, am first a-bed; Though, if I rise before my time, The learn'd in sciences sublime Consult the stars and thence foretell Good luck to those with whom I dwell. |