ALL open up open up n lat us in we goink to make u heppy here if u wimminz shud remember what we done for u last year now dot it's dis year u shud lat us in again JEW go lookink around u fum all 4 sides pretty soon dot tief is comink ridink in THIEF yas yas I am the thief & yer betcher I have cum here ter sharpen me old knife (he stamps his foot) o baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (he pleads) so vhy u dunt take mine last piece bread u shudnt foist kill me tief tief tief THIEF I don't wantcher last piece bread but I do want to kill yer Jew Jew Jew (he stamps his foot) oh baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (he pleads) so vhy u dunt take mine last piece cake u shud lat me foist see mine dotter merried off THIEF I dont wantcher last piece cake & I couldn't care less boutcher daughter married off (he stamps his foot) oh baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (he pleads) so vhy u dunt take mine last piece fish u shud lat me foist give to mine fambly ah kiss THIEF I dont wantcher last piece fish I dont wantcher ter give yer famly a kiss (he stamps his foot) oh baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (he pleads) so vhy u dunt take mine last liddle piece chicken u shud lat me foist be ah fodder by mine children THIEF I don't wantcher last little piece chicken I don't wantcher ter be a father to yer children (he stamps his foot) oh baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (he pleads) so vhy u dunt take mine last piece money u shud lat me foist live till ah handert mit twanty THIEF I dont wantcher last piece uh money I dont wantcher ter live till a hunnert n twunny (he stamps his foot) oh baby I yam one big thief JEW (he stamps his foot) oy meester u are vun big tief (the thief swats the Jew with his sword & the Jew falls down dead) Used with the permission of Copper Canyon Press, P.O. Box 271, Port Townsend, WA 98368-0271, www.cc.press.org | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SISTER MARIA CELESTE, GALILEO'S DAUGHTER, WRITES TO FRIEND by MADELINE DEFREES SONGS FOR TWO SEASONS: 1. AFTER GRAVE ILLNESS by CAROL FROST COMPANIONS by GEORGIA DOUGLAS JOHNSON CHAMBER MUSIC: 8 by JAMES JOYCE CRITIC AND POET by EMMA LAZARUS CHRISTMAS AT INDIAN POINT by EDGAR LEE MASTERS SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY: ELMER BARR by EDGAR LEE MASTERS SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY: IMANUEL EHRENHARDT by EDGAR LEE MASTERS |