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PHANTOM NAMED PETE by UNKNOWN

First Line: THERE ONCE WAS A PHANTOM NAMED PETE
Last Line: HE SAID, 'I DON'T CARE %FOR A COKE OR ECLAIR. %CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DEAD ON MY FEET?'

Poem Sources:

THE WORLD'S BEST FUNNY RHYMES.
  ROSENBLOOM, JOSEPH
  (1988)
 



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