Classic and Contemporary Poetry
VOLAPUK, by BERTON BRALEY Poet's Biography First Line: The city man took off his coat and his hat Last Line: "zymole clupeco omega fels naptha pineoleum teco!" Subject(s): Advertising | ||||||||
The city man took off his coat and his hat And sank in his old swivel chair. He pushed on the buzzer, and promptly at that He found his stenographer there. She took out her notebook, disposed of her gum And waited to take every word, And then she was stricken teetotally numb When these were the sounds that she heard: "Dimalite capsicum crex coca cola musterole domino taps pianola hunyadi ricoro acousticon crisco sealpackerchief formamint skookum nabisco!" The frightened stenog gave a terrible shriek At the gleam in the city man's eye. She knew by his looks and his language unique His brain had gone wholly awry; The doctor was summoned, but seemed at a loss, Then sadly he waggled his head For when he attempted to question the boss That worthy repeatedly said: "Uneeda cortina congoleum rit tuxedo kazoo bon ami sonora elcaya sapolio brit usola bel ans b. v. d." They took the boss home where his grief-stricken wife Remarked, "As I feared, he's insane. He's ridden on trolleys so much of his life The ads have affected his brain. But maybe there's hope; I will try to awake The spark that has flickered and died. Oh, speak to me, Alfred; speak sense for my sake!" But all that he ever replied Was: "zozodont sunkist mazola pyrex bulgarzoon grafonola victrola grapola zymole clupeco omega fels naptha pineoleum teco!" | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...POEM, OR BEAUTY HURTS MR. VINAL by EDWARD ESTLIN CUMMINGS LINES by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS TWO SONNETS: 2 by DAVID P. BERENBERG THE ADVERTISING MAN'S LOVE SONG by BERTON BRALEY SEVEN SANDWICHMEN ON BROADWAY by JEFFERSON BUTLER FLETCHER POEM, ON SUPPOSITION OF ADVERTISEMENT ...VOLUME OF POEMS, BY A SERVANT by ELIZABETH HANDS ADVERTISEMENT by ALFRED FRANCIS KREYMBORG |
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