Classic and Contemporary Poetry
THE BUNTLING BALL, 1884, by EDGAR FAWCETT First Line: O proud new york, that wast new amsterdam Last Line: When compared with central park. Subject(s): Balls; Central Park, New York City | ||||||||
Mr. Buntling Speaks O proud New York, that wast New Amsterdam, How art thou fallen away from dignity! Methinks thy Battery and thy Bowling Green Should split in angered earthquake at thy shame! Thou, too, indignant Peter, shouldst arise, A shade with slim clay pipe and ligneous leg, To lay thy broad staff on the ungrateful heads Of these thy base descendants, them that love Gross pelf and pander to the parvenu! For such am I, even such, and better far The laboring Scythia's westward-pointed prow Nor me nor mine had hither borne unscathed Through the strait Narrows; but that either strand Had clashing met, and whelmed off Sandy Hook The great ship's vigor in tumultuous waves! Thus were averted this unseemly Ball, Its hollow and absurd extravagance Checked by the grim economy of death! Chorus of Knickerbocker Young Men Old man, do not be nonsensical In your views about New York; You are needlessly forensical For a potentate in Pork! Why not recollect with gratitude That we throng your mansion wide, And express no moral platitude Upon Knickerbocker pride? Since the days when dull old Trinity Was a temple far up town, And a girl was thought divinity If she owned but one silk gown; Since the days when each festivity They would all by twelve forsake, And the dominant proclivity Was for lemonade-and-cake; Since the days when aristocracy Of the gender known as male, Would esteem it vain plutocracy To exploit a swallow-tail; Since the days when custom's manacle Was a bond of rigid force, Since the days thus puritanical, We have altered things, of course. For the years are cruel pillagers, As they lay old fashions low, And to live like simple villagers Is no longer comme il faut. Our progenitors (Peace be with them!) Were a very stupid lot, And so little we agree with them That we imitate them not. They were certainly respectable, As with pride we now declare, But we find it more delectable If we draw the line just there. For to fling aside all flattery, And to speak as hits the mark, They were narrow as the Battery When compared with Central Park. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...MAY EVENING IN CENTRAL PARK by AMY LOWELL CENTRAL PARK AT DUSK by SARA TEASDALE THE FLAT-HUNTER'S WAY by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS THE LAKE IN CENTRAL PARK by JAY WRIGHT BEETHOVEN IN CENTRAL PARK by ALFRED NOYES CENTRAL PARK by JOHN MYERS O'HARA MORNING IN CENTRAL PARK by JAMES OPPENHEIM THE MAY PARTY by JAMES OPPENHEIM |
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