Classic and Contemporary Poetry
MONEY BACK, by WALT MASON Poet's Biography First Line: Your money back if things don't suit' Last Line: Infant after him. Subject(s): Advertising; Grocers; Merchants; Money | ||||||||
"YOUR money back if things don't suit," our grocer says, in all his ads; but when I bought some wormy fruit, for which I paid my hard-earned scads, he did not cheerfully refund; his whiskers he began to comb, and tightened up his cummerbund, and talked until the cows came home. "Those prunes," he said, in heated terms, "were fresh when taken from the shelf," implying that I put the worms into the doggone prunes myself. I pulled his ears and tweaked his nose, and said, "We'll just forget those prunes, but never more, till life shall close, will I spend here my picayunes." A lot of merchants make that bluff, "Your money back, if things don't please," but when you call to get the stuff, they hand you out the same old wheeze. But now and then a merchant bold makes good and never bats a glim; you say that man's as good as gold, and name your infant after him. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest... |
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