Classic and Contemporary Poetry
BILLY'S ALPHABETICAL ANIMAL SHOW, by JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: A was an elegant ape Last Line: Right at the end of your visit? Alternate Author Name(s): Johnson Of Boone, Benj. F. Subject(s): Animals; Circus | ||||||||
A WAS an elegant Ape Who tied up his ears with red tape, And wore a long veil Half revealing his tail Which was trimmed with jet bugles and crape. B was a boastful old Bear Who used to say, -- "Hoomh! I declare I can eat -- if you'll get me The children, and let me -- Ten babies, teeth, toe-nails and hair!" C was a Codfish who sighed When snatched from the home of his pride, But could he, embrined, Guess this fragrance behind, How glad he would be to have died! D was a dandified Dog Who said, -- "Though it's raining like fog I wear no umbrellah, Me boy, for a fellah Might just as well travel incog!" E was an elderly Eel Who would say, -- "Well, I really feel -- As my grandchildren wriggle And shout 'I should giggle' -- A trifle run down at the heel!" F was a Fowl who conceded Some hens might hatch more eggs than she did, -- But she'd children as plenty As eighteen or twenty, And that was quite all that she needed. G was a gluttonous Goat Who, dining one day, table d' hote, Ordered soup-bone, au fait, And fish, papier-mache, And a filet of Spring overcoat. H was a high-cultured Hound Who could clear forty feet at a bound, And a coon once averred That his howl could be heard For five miles and three-quarters around. I was an Ibex ambitious To dive over chasms auspicious; He would leap down a peak And not light for a week, And swear that the jump was delicious. J was a Jackass who said He had such a bad cold in his head, If it wasn't for leaving The rest of us grieving, He'd really rather be dead. K was a profligate Kite Who would haunt the saloons every night; And often he ust To reel back to his roost Too full to set up on it right. L was a wary old Lynx Who would say, -- "Do you know wot I thinks? -- I thinks ef you happen To ketch me a-nappin' I'm ready to set up the drinks!" M was a merry old Mole, Who would snooze all day in his hole, Then -- all night, a-rootin' Around and galootin' -- He'd sing "Johnny, Fill up the Bowl!" N was a caustical Nautilus Who sneered, "I suppose, when they've caught all us, Like oysters they'll serve us, And can us, preserve us, And barrel, and pickle, and bottle us!" O was an autocrat Owl -- Such a wise -- such a wonderful fowl! Why, for all the night through He would hoot and hoo-hoo, And hoot and hoo-hooter and howl! P was a Pelican pet, Who gobbled up all he could get; He could eat on until He was full to the bill, And there he had lodgings to let! Q was a querulous Quail Who said: "It will little avail The efforts of those Of my foes who propose To attempt to put salt on my tail!" R was a ring-tailed Raccoon, With eyes of the tinge of the moon, And his nose a blue-black, And the fur on his back A sad sort of sallow maroon. S is a Sculpin -- you'll wish Very much to have one on your dish, Since all his bones grow On the outside, and so He's a very desirable fish. T was a Turtle, of wealth, Who went round with particular stealth, "Why," said he, "I'm afraid Of being waylaid When I even walk out for my health!" U was a Unicorn curious, With one horn, of a growth so luxurious, He could level and stab it -- If you didn't grab it -- Clean through you, he was so blamed furious! V was a vagabond Vulture Who said: "I don't want to insult yer, But when you intrude Where in lone solitude I'm a-preyin', you're no man o' culture!" W was a wild Woodchuck, And you just bet that he could "chuck" -- He'd eat raw potatoes, Green corn, and tomatoes, And tree roots, and call it all "good chuck!" X was a kind of X-cuse Of some-sort-o'-thing that got loose Before we could name it, And cage it, and tame it, And bring it in general use. Y is a Yellowbird, -- bright As a petrified lump of starlight, Or a handful of lightning-Bugs, squeezed in the tight'ning Pink fist of a boy, at night. Z is the Zebra, of course! -- A kind of a clown-of-a-horse, -- Each other despising, Yet neither devising A way to obtain a divorce! & here is the famous -- what-is-it? Walk up, Master Billy, and quiz it: You've seen the rest of 'em -- Ain't this the best of 'em, Right at the end of your visit? | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...BOARDMAN AND COFFIN by CONRAD AIKEN THE WRECK OF THE CIRCUS TRAIN by HAYDEN CARRUTH THE MINIMUM CIRCUS by HENRI COLE THE CIRCUS RINGMASTER'S APOLOGY TO GOD by NORMAN DUBIE THE CIRCUS (I) by KENNETH KOCH THE SOVIET CIRCUS VISITS HAVANA, 1969 by VIRGIL SUAREZ THE VENUS HOTTENTOT by ELIZABETH ALEXANDER THE CIRCUS (II) by KENNETH KOCH THE END OF THE WORLD by ARCHIBALD MACLEISH A BOY'S MOTHER by JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY |
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