First Line: A MAN TO WHOM ILLNESS WAS CHRONIC Last Line: "'NO, NO,' SAID THE DOC, 'THAT'S TEUTONIC'" Subject(s): BEER;DRINKS & DRINKING; ALE;
A man to whom illness was chronic, When told that he needed a tonic, Said, "Oh, Doctor, dear, Won't you please make it beer?" "No, no," said the Doc, "that's Teutonic."