Classic and Contemporary Poetry
VOTING THE PAUPERS IN VERMONT, by DANIEL LEAVENS CADY Poet's Biography First Line: No choice again? Say, that makes twice Last Line: "the ""lister fight"" is won." Subject(s): Charity; Homeless; Poverty; Vermont; Philanthropy | ||||||||
"NO choice again? say; that makes twice, Before we'll know it, in goes Rice, They've got the meeting packed; We ought to bag that poorhouse vote And bury Rice and run in Groat It's only four we lacked; Now see here Jim, you fetch Blind Tim, And see here Sprague, you get Old Teg, And I'll bring Grow and Foolish Joe Let's come to life and act. "Say, Flint, you take the floor, By Gum! And talk till we can go and come, It's jest two miles, you know; The going's good, we won't be long, Jest give 'em any kind of song And keep 'em stomping snow; And see here Jim, you fetch Blind Tim, And I'll get Grow and Foolish Joe, And see here Sprague, it's yours for Teg Unhitch your teams and 'Go!'" The poorhouse, bathed in frost that day, Suspected not this furious fray, When three two-horsepower teams Dash up with noise enough to rout A hunderd peaceful paupers out Of placid drugstore dreams; And old Blind Tim is bagged by Jim, And old Lame Teg, he goes with Sprague, And in piles Grow and Foolish Joe Who jabbers, scraps and screams. As now the drivers start again They wrap these forms that once were men With clothes the horses wear And sozzly pung rugsthen they fall On Rice's record, "Dang it all! His father wasn't square;" And driver Jim, he primes Blind Tim, And driver Sprague, he primes Old Teg, But Grow and Joe both want to know If "Cider Stearns" is there. At length the meetinghouse appears Wherein they've voted years and years, And forth "the meeting" pours; The horses smoke, the drivers shout, And four old used-ups half fall out As everybody roars; And worker Jim, he grabs Blind Tim, And worker Sprague, he nabs Old Teg, And Flint snakes Grow and Foolish Joe Inside the vestry doors. Up towards the ballot box they shove, The wise and foolish, hand in glove, For Flint has done his part And held the meeting; now he stands And sticks the votes inside their hands With Tammanistic art; And old Blind Tim, he votes through Jim, And next votes Teg, upheld by Sprague, And Grow and Joe make out to throw The Freeman's paper dart. The hustlers win and in goes Groat As Second ListerRice's throat Is cut, his race is run; The poorhouse voters turn the tide, And "social justice," oft denied, For once, By Gosh! is done: Hurrah for Jim and old Blind Tim! Hurrah for Sprague and Flint and Teg! Hurrah for Grow and Foolish Joe! The "lister fight" is won. | Discover our poem explanations - click here!Other Poems of Interest...TO EMILIE BIGELOW HAPGOOD - PHILANTHROPIST by GEORGIA DOUGLAS JOHNSON HOW THE GREAT GUEST CAME by EDWIN MARKHAM CHARITY OVERCOMING ENVY by MARIANNE MOORE PASSING IT ON by NAOMI SHIHAB NYE THE IDEA OF SOUP by NORMAN DUBIE THE [EXCELLENT] BALLADE OF CHARITIE by THOMAS CHATTERTON SONG OF THREE SMILES by WILLIAM STANLEY MERWIN RECUERDO by EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY KARMA by EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON |
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