Classic and Contemporary Poetry
THE HAPPY LITTLE WIFE, by PHOEBE CARY Poet Analysis Poet's Biography First Line: Now, gudhand, have you sold the cow Last Line: To be all in all through life. Subject(s): Marriage; Humor; Farm Life | ||||||||
"NOW, Gudhand, have you sold the cow You took this morn to town? And did you get the silver groats In your hand, paid safely down? "And yet I hardly need to ask; You hardly need to tell; For I see by the cheerful face you bring, That you have done right well." "Well! I did not exactly sell her, Nor give her away, of course; But I'll tell you what I did, good wife, I swapped her for a horse." "A horse! Oh, Gudhand, you have done Just what will please me best, For now we can have a carriage, And ride as well as the rest." "Nay, not so fast, my good dame, We shall not want a gig: I had not ridden half a mile Till I swapped my horse for a pig." "That's just the thing," she answered, "I would have done myself: We can have a flitch of bacon now To put upon the shelf. "And when our neighbors come to dine With us, they'll have a treat; There is no need that we should ride, But there is that we should eat." "Alack! alack!" said Gudhand, "I fear you'll change your note, When I tell you I haven't got the pig -- I swapped him for a goat." "Now, bless us!" cried the good wife, "You manage things so well; What I should ever do with a pig I'm sure I cannot tell. "If I put my bacon on the shelf, Or put it in the pot, The folks would point at us and say 'They eat up all they've got!' "But a good milch goat, ah! that's the thing I've wanted all my life; And now we'll have both milk and cheese," Cried the happy little wife. "Nay, not so fast," said Gudhand, "You make too long a leap; When I found I couldn't drive my goat, I swapped him for a sheep." "A sheep, my dear! you must have tried To suit me all the time; 'T would plague me so to have a goat, Because the things will climb! "But a sheep! the wool will make us clothes To keep us from the cold; Run out, my dear, this very night, And build for him a fold." "Nay, wife, it is n't me that cares If he be penned or loosed: I do not own the sheep at all, I swapped him for a goose." "There, Gudhand, I am so relieved; It almost made me sick To think that I should have the wool To clip, and wash, and pick! "'T is cheaper, too, to buy our clothes, Than make them up at home; And I haven't got a spinning-wheel, Nor got a carding-comb. "But a goose! I love the taste of goose, When roasted nice and brown; And then we want a feather bed, And pillows stuffed with down." "Now stop a bit," cried Gudhand, "Your tongue runs like a clock; The goose is neither here nor there, I swapped him for a cock." "Dear me, you manage everything As I would have it done; We'll know now when to stir our stumps, And rise before the sun. "A goose would be quite trouble-some For me to roast and stuff; And then our pillows and our beds You know, are soft enough." "Well, soft or hard," said Gudhand, "I guess they 'll have to do; And that we'll have to wake at morn, Without the crowing, too! "For you know I could n't travel All day with naught to eat; So I took a shilling for my cock, And bought myself some meat." "That was the wisest thing of all," Said the good wife, fond and true; "You do just after my own heart, Whatever thing you do. "We do not want a cock to crow, Nor want a clock to strike; Thank God that we may lie in bed As long now as we like!" And then she took him by the beard That fell about his throat, And said, "While you are mine, I want Nor goose, nor swine, nor goat!" And so the wife kissed Gudhand, And Gudhand kissed his wife; And they promised to each other To be all in all through life. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SHYNESS OF THE MUSE IN AN ALMOND ORCHARD by MARK JARMAN KICKING THE LEAVES by DONALD HALL THE FARMER'S BOY: WINTER by ROBERT BLOOMFIELD THE FARMER'S BOY: SPRING by ROBERT BLOOMFIELD THE FARMER'S BOY: SUMMER by ROBERT BLOOMFIELD THE FARMER'S BOY: AUTUMN by ROBERT BLOOMFIELD A LEGEND OF THE NORTHLAND by PHOEBE CARY |
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