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UPDATE command denied to user 'poetryex_users'@'localhost' for table `poetryex_poems`.`subcnt` A BAKER'S DUZZEN UV WIZE SAWZ, by EDWARD ROWLAND SILL    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Them ez wants, must choose
Last Line: Them ez will, kin.
Alternate Author Name(s): Hedbrooke, Andrew
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


A BALLAD OF BASEBALL BURDENS, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The burden of hard hitting. Slug away
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Baseball; Wit & Humor


A MODEST WIT, by SELLECK OSBORNE    Poem Text                    
First Line: A supercilious nabob of the east
Last Line: "a gentleman of you?"
Subject(s): Social Classes; Wit & Humor; Caste


A PIN, by ELLA WHEELER WILCOX    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Oh, I know a certain woman who is reckoned with the good
Last Line: To tidy up the world for me, by picking up this pin.
Alternate Author Name(s): Wilson, Robert, Mrs.
Subject(s): Courts & Courtiers; Deception; Pins; Wit & Humor; Women


AD IMPUDENTISSIMAM, by ANONYMOUS    Poem Text                    
First Line: "audacious maid, when thee I meet"
Last Line: But thought and speech both fail me / in wonder at thy cheek
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


ALAS!, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: I cannot write the old jokes
Last Line: And I haven't got the files.
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Humor; Jokes; Writing & Writers


ALCIDA: VERSES WRITTEN UNDER CARVING OF MERCURY THROWING FEATHERS, by ROBERT GREENE    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: The richest gift the wealthy heaven affords
Last Line: Do burn themselves, like flies within the fire.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


APPREHENDEE THEN EXITED VEE-HICLE, by JOHN CIARDI    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Sorry, said the cop who had shot me
Subject(s): Identity; Police; Wit & Humor


AQUEOUS HUMOR, by DEBORAH GORLIN    Poem Source                    
First Line: At bottom, the world is water
Last Line: High up, we swim in lanes in our bright tank suits
Subject(s): Humor; Language; Water


BALLADE OF MODEST CONFESSION, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: My reading is extremely deep and wide
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Subject(s): Humor


BALLADE OF THE COMIC MUSE, by RAY CLARKE ROSE    Poem Text                    
First Line: Hail! Mistress of the merry tongue
Last Line: When we may court thee, comic muse!
Subject(s): Humor; Muses


BASEBALL, by WYATT PRUNTY    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: About the time I got my first baseman's mitt
Subject(s): Baseball; Wit & Humor; Dean, Dizzy (1910-1974); Kisses


BASEBALL?ÇÖS SAD LEXICON, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Hese are the saddest of possible words
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Baseball; Wit & Humor


BEHOLD THE DEEDS!; CHANT ROYAL, by HENRY CUYLER BUNNER    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: I would that all men my [hard] case would [or, might] know
Last Line: Behold the deeds that are done of mrs. Jones!
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Landlords & Tenants


BRICKS AND STRAW, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: My desk is cleared of the litter of ages
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Poetry & Poets; Wit & Humor


CHARADES: 6, by CHARLES STUART CALVERLEY    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Sikes, housebreaker, of houndsditch
Last Line: To witness if I lie.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COLOMBIAN JOKE, by EDWARD FIELD    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: On the day god
Last Line: Watching what happens
Alternate Author Name(s): Elliot, Bruce
Subject(s): Creation; Washington, D.c.; Wit & Humor


COMIC MISERIES, by JOHN GODFREY SAXE    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: My dear young friend, whose shining wit
Last Line: To be a funny man!
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 1, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: But our great turks in wit must reign alone
Last Line: And ill can bear a brother on the throne.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 2, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Wit is like faith by such warm fools profest
Last Line: Who to be saved by one, must damn the rest.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 3, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Some who grow dull religious strait commence
Last Line: And gain in morals what they lose in sence.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 4, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Wits starve as useless to a common weal
Last Line: While fools have places purely for their zeal.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 5, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Now wits gain praise by copying other wits
Last Line: As one hog lives on what another sh--.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


COUPLET ON WIT: 6, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Wou'd you your writings to some palates fit
Last Line: They praise no works but what are like their own.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


DIAGNOSIS, by SHARON OLDS    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: By the time I was six months old, she knew something
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Children; Childhood


DIXIT, ET IN MENSAM, by CHARLES WILLIAM SHIRLEY BROOKS    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Now, don't look so glum and so sanctified, please
Last Line: Il n'est jamais de mal en bon compagnie.
Alternate Author Name(s): Brooks, Shirley
Variant Title(s): There's Never Harm In Good Company
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Risque


DOCTOR, by DAVID IGNATOW    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The patient cries, give me back feeling
Last Line: Avidly without pause
Variant Title(s): Resolution
Subject(s): Physicians; Wit & Humor


DON'T GRIN, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAR IT, by OGDEN NASH    Poem Source         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: It is better in the long run to possess an abscess or a tumor
Last Line: And people who have a sense of humor are extremely gullible,%but not enough so to believe that they
Subject(s): Wit And Humor


DOT LONG-HANDLED DIPPER, by CHARLES FOLLEN ADAMS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Der boet may sing off 'der oldt oaken bookit'
Last Line: Sink.
Alternate Author Name(s): Strauss, Yawcob
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


EPIGRAM OCCASIONED BY AN INVITATION TO COURT: 2, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: They may talk of the goddesses in ida vales
Last Line: But you show your wit, whereas they show'd their tails.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


EPIGRAM OCCASIONED BY AN INVITATION TO COURT: 6, by ALEXANDER POPE    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: They say argyll's a wit for what?
Last Line: For writing? No, -- for writing not.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


FABLES: 1ST SER. 46. THE CUR, THE HORSE, & SHEPHERD'S DOG, by JOHN GAY    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The lad, of all-sufficient merit
Last Line: Thou hadst not, like a puppy, dy'd.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


FEMININE, by HENRY CUYLER BUNNER    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: She might have known it in the earlier spring
Last Line: "my neck and cried, ""love, we have lost a year!"
Variant Title(s): A Woman's Way
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Time; Women


FULL SWEET OF A TRUTH IS THE SPARKLE OF WINE, by SOLOMON IBN GABIROL    Poem Full Text                     Poet's Biography
Alternate Author Name(s): Ibn Gabirol; Solomon Ben Yehuda Ibn Gabirol
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Wine; Water; Drinks & Drinking


GIOVANNI FRANCHI, by MINA LOY    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The threewomen who all walked
Alternate Author Name(s): Cravan, Arthur, Mrs.; Lowy, Mina Gertrude; Haweis, Stephen, Mrs.
Subject(s): Florence, Italy; Wit & Humor


HAPPY AS THE DAY IS LONG, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: I take the long walk up the staircase to my secret room.
Subject(s): Social Commentaries; Wit & Humor


HOW THE POPE IS CHOSEN, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text     Poem Explanation     Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: Any poodle under ten inches high is a toy.
Subject(s): Dogs; Popes; Hair; Wit & Humor; Papacy


HUMOR, by LUDWIG FULDA    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: God humor is a sturdy sprite
Last Line: I wish him at the devil.
Subject(s): Humor


HUMOR, by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Grayness of cold in the woods and the sky
Last Line: Humor, the light in the window of life!
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


HUSH, HUSH, / NOBODY CARES, by JOHN CAMERON AUDRIEU BINGHAM MORTON    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
Last Line: Has fallen / downstairs
Alternate Author Name(s): Beachcomber; Morton, J. B.; Morton, John Bingham
Subject(s): Milne, Alan Alexander (1882-1956); Wit & Humor


I CANNOT DANCE UPON MY TOES, by EMILY DICKINSON    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Last Line: It's full as opera—
Subject(s): Ballet; Wit & Humor


I SEND TWO SUNSETS, by EMILY DICKINSON    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Last Line: To carry in the hand
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


IF FUN IS FUN, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?, by OGDEN NASH    Poem Source         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Child, the temptation please resist
Last Line: This motto, child, is my bequest: %there's many a false word spoken in jest
Subject(s): Wit And Humor


IMITATION OF SWIFT, by ISAAC HAWKINS BROWNE    Poem Full Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Boy! Bring an ounce of freeman's best
Subject(s): Tobacco; Wit & Humor; Swift, Jonathan (1667-1745)


IMITATION OF THOMSON, by ISAAC HAWKINS BROWNE    Poem Full Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: O thou, matured by glad hesperian suns
Subject(s): Thomson, James (1700-1748); Wit & Humor


IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL, by ROBERT PINSKY    Poem Full Text     Poem Explanation     Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn,
Subject(s): Death; Friendship; Wit & Humor; Race Awareness; Grief; Jews; Dead, The; Sorrow; Sadness; Judaism


IN THE COACH, by THOMAS EDWARD BROWN    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Yes, comin' home from the north sea fishin'.
Last Line: "jus' a lil dunkey."
Alternate Author Name(s): Brown, T. E.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Buses; Yarns


KING COMMITTEE', by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: I'm the nice demure congressional committee
Last Line: Stick my tongue, a mite sarcastic, in my cheek
Subject(s): United States – Congress; Wit & Humor


LIMERICK, by BASIL BUNTING    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: That volatile poet called jonathan
Last Line: But folks think he's just making fun o'them
Subject(s): Poetry & Poets; Williams, Jonathan (1929-2008); Wit & Humor


LINES WRITTEN ON WINDOWS OF THE GLOBE INN, DUMFRIES, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Thou greybeard, old wisdom, may boast of thy treasures
Last Line: But folly has raptures to give.
Subject(s): Religion; Wit & Humor


LORD FINCHLEY, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Lord finchley tried to mend the electric light
Last Line: To give employment to the artisan.
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Subject(s): Wealth; Labor; Wit & Humor; Riches; Fortunes


LORD HEYGATE, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Lord heygate had a troubled face
Last Line: About this unimportant peer
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Subject(s): Furnishings; Simplicity; Wit & Humor


LORD LUNDY, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Lord lundy from his earliest years
Last Line: How gracious! How lord lundy cried!
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Crying; Politics & Government


LOYALTY, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: This is the hardest part
Subject(s): Reincarnation; Dogs; Politics & Government; Wit & Humor; Transmigration; Pretas


MR. ATTILA, by CARL SANDBURG    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: They made a myth of you, professor
Subject(s): Attila, King Of The Huns (434-453); Academia; Wit & Humor


MRS DARWIN, by CAROL ANN DUFFY    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Went to the zoo.
Subject(s): Evolution; Wit & Humor


MRS ICARUS, by CAROL ANN DUFFY    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Icarus


MY LORD TOMNODDY, by ROBERT BARNABAS BROUGH    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: My lord tomnoddy's the son of an earl
Last Line: He's the earl of fitzdotterel's eldest son.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Nobility


NOSTALGIA, by BILLY COLLINS    Poem Full Text     Poem Explanation     Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: Remember the 1340s? We were doing a dance called the catapult
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


NOTHING EVER SO SINCERE, by ROBERT FROST    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Last Line: It wont prove a bore to hear
Subject(s): Sincerity; Wit & Humor


ODE: OF WIT, by ABRAHAM COWLEY    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Tell me, o tell me, what kind of thing is wit
Last Line: I'll onely shew your lines, and say, 'tis this.
Variant Title(s): Of Wit;amphion
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


ODYSSEY, by HICOK. BOB    Poem Full Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: I sat in different places with different winds:
Last Line: If it's ever considered being thrown
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


ON A GREAT ELECTION, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The accursed power which stands on privilege
Last Line: Which goes with bridge, and women and champagne
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Subject(s): Democracy; Wit & Humor


ON COMMISSARY GOLDIE'S BRAINS, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Lord, to account who dares thee call
Last Line: Enclose so poor a treasure?
Subject(s): Politics & Government; Wit & Humor


ON MAXWELL OF CARDONESS, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Bless jesus christ, o cardoness
Last Line: Then hadst thou lain for ever.
Subject(s): Death; Wit & Humor


ON SEEING THE BEAUTIFUL SEAT OF LORD GALLOWAY, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: What dost thou in that mansion fair
Last Line: The picture of thy mind.
Subject(s): Social Classes; Wit & Humor


ON THE SUBJECT OF DOCTORS, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: I like to see doctors cough
Subject(s): Physicians; Wit & Humor; Doctors


PARABLE FOR A CERTAIN VIRGIN, by DOROTHY PARKER    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Oh, ponder, friend, the porcupine;
Alternate Author Name(s): Rothschild, Dorothy
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


PARTIAL COMFORT, by DOROTHY PARKER    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Whose love is given over-well
Alternate Author Name(s): Rothschild, Dorothy
Subject(s): Love; Wit & Humor


PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY: INTRODUCTORY, by CHARLES STUART CALVERLEY    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Art thou beautiful, o my daughter, as the budding rose of april?
Last Line: Ladies shall marvel at its beauty, and a lord shall pluck it at the last.
Subject(s): Tupper, Martin Farquhar (1810-1889); Imitation; Humor


PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY: OF FRIENDSHIP, by CHARLES STUART CALVERLEY    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Choose judiciously thy friends; for to discard
Last Line: For an enraptured public to muse upon over their matutinal muffin.
Subject(s): Friendship – Selectivity; Tupper, Martin Farquhar (1810-1889); Imitation; Humor


PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY: OF PROPRIETY, by CHARLES STUART CALVERLEY    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Study first propriety: for she is indeed the pole-star
Last Line: Tasteth of the cork.
Subject(s): Tupper, Martin Farquhar (1810-1889); Imitation; Humor


PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY: OF READING, by CHARLES STUART CALVERLEY    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: Read not milton, for he is dry, nor shakespeare
Last Line: And if thou canst not realize the ideal, thou shalt at least idealize the real.
Subject(s): Books; Tupper, Martin Farquhar (1810-1889); Imitation; Humor; Reading


REBECCA; WHO SLAMMED DOORS FOR FUN AND PERISHED MISERABLY, by HILAIRE BELLOC    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: A trick that everyone abhors
Last Line: -- as often they had done before.
Alternate Author Name(s): Belloc, Joseph Hilaire Pierre Rene
Variant Title(s): Rebecca, Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably
Subject(s): Children; Doors; Wit & Humor; Childhood


SIMPLE ENGLISH, by RAY CLARKE ROSE    Poem Text                    
First Line: Ofttimes when I put on my gloves
Last Line: All right if I am deft.
Variant Title(s): Simple English; Tongue-twister
Subject(s): Gloves; Humor; Mittens; Muffs


SONG, by ELIZABETH TAYLOR    Poem Text                    
First Line: Ye virgin powers defend my heart
Last Line: Returns into my breast.
Subject(s): Love; Truth; Wit & Humor


TERROR OF THE FUTURE / 4, by MATTHEA HARVEY    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: You had to win the sweepstakes
Last Line: So what if the grass was really green glass?
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


THE BIRTHDAY COW, by EVE MERRIAM    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Happy mooday to you
Last Line: Happy mooday to you
Alternate Author Name(s): Moskovitz, Eva
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Cows


THE BITER BIT, by WILLIAM EDMONSTOUNE AYTOUN    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The sun is in the sky, mother, the flowers are springing fair
Last Line: Draw me a pot of beer, mother, and, mother, draw it mild!
Alternate Author Name(s): Bon Gaultier (with Theodore Martin)
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Love - Materialism; Marriage; Weddings; Husbands; Wives


THE FAMILY FOOL, by WILLIAM SCHWENCK GILBERT    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Oh! A private buffoon is a light-hearted loon
Last Line: They don't blame you—so long as you're funny!
Alternate Author Name(s): Gilbert, W. S.
Subject(s): Family Life; Fools; Humor; Relatives; Idiots


THE FINAL MORBIDITY OF THE INTERIOR EMBEZZLER, by HENRY SPLAWN TAYLOR    Poem Full Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: I've made a little sluice-gate in the flow
Last Line: And writing down what I need to forget
Subject(s): Money; Wit & Humor


THE FLAT-HUNTER'S WAY, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Last Line: We think we'll stay another year.
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Family Life; City Snd Town Life; Wity And Humor; Apartments; Central Park, New York City; Relatives


THE HANGOVER, by BILLY COLLINS            Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
Subject(s): Hangover; Wit & Humor


THE HAPPY LITTLE WIFE, by PHOEBE CARY    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Now, gudhand, have you sold the cow
Last Line: To be all in all through life.
Subject(s): Marriage; Humor; Farm Life


THE JOLLY BEGGARS; A CANTATA RECITATIVO, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: When lyart leaves bestrow the yird
Last Line: One and all cry out, amen!
Subject(s): Drinks & Drinking; Poverty; Brotherhood; Seduction; Wit & Humor; Labor & Laborers


THE NEW CHINESE FICTION, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Although the depiction of living forms
Subject(s): Chinese Literature; Motion Pictures; Wit & Humor; Movies; Cinema


THE OBJECTION TO BEING STEPPED ON, by ROBERT FROST    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: At the end of the row
Last Line: Turned into a weapon
Subject(s): Accidents; Tools; Wit & Humor


THE RUBAIYAT OF CARL BURELL, by ROBERT FROST    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: There was a young fellow, begad
Last Line: And was eaten alive by a sun-dew.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


THE SEAMY SIDE OF MOTLEY, by FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Lady, when we sat together
Last Line: Funny every day.
Alternate Author Name(s): F. P. A.
Subject(s): Books; Editors; Humor; Writing & Writers; Reading


THE SELF-SEEKER, by ROBERT FROST    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Willis, I didn’t want you here to-day
Last Line: "good-bye."" he flung his arms around his face."
Subject(s): Law & Lawyers; Wit & Humor


THE STORY OF MY LIFE, by JOHN UPDIKE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Enthused I went to yale, enthused
Subject(s): Human Behavior; Wit & Humor; Conduct Of Life; Human Nature


THE WISE VIRGIN, by ANONYMOUS    Poem Text                    
First Line: Art thou that she than whom no fairer is
Last Line: "my wit doth teach me shun / such foolish, foolish men"
Variant Title(s): Song
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


THE WORKFORCE, by JAMES TATE    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: Do you have adequate oxen for the job?
Subject(s): Jobs; Women; Wit & Humor


THERE'S A BOWER OF BEAN-VINES, by PHOEBE CARY    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: There's a bower of bean-vines in benjamin's yard
Last Line: Is that bower of bean-vines in benjamin's yard.
Subject(s): Beans; Humor


TO -, by ROBERT BURNS    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: Sir / yours this moment I unseal
Last Line: Robert burns.
Subject(s): Drinks & Drinking; Religion; Wit & Humor


TO HER, by AMBROSE BIERCE    Poem Text                     Poet's Biography
First Line: O sinnert a, to me unknown
Subject(s): Sins; Humor And Wit


TO HIS HONOURED FRIEND, SIR JOHN MYNTS, by ROBERT HERRICK    Poem Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: For civill, cleane, and circumcised wit
Last Line: The calculation of thy birth, brave mince.
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


VELVET ROPE, by WYN COOPER    Poem Source                    
First Line: Just what goes on in this cartoon?
Last Line: All you'll lose is fifty cents
Subject(s): Bars And Bartenders; Humor; Music And Musicians


W IS FOR WELL, by WILLIAM JAY SMITH    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Subject(s): Alphabets; Wit & Humor


WHAT NEWS, WHAT NEWS? QUEEN ORRACA, by GEORGE GORDON BYRON    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Alternate Author Name(s): Byron, Lord; Byron, 6th Baron
Subject(s): Wit & Humor; Poetry & Poets


WHAT SHE SAID, by BILLY COLLINS    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: When he told me he expected me to pay for dinner
Subject(s): Wit & Humor


WHEN LOUNGING IDLE MID FORENSIC WHIRL, by GAIUS VALERIUS CATULLUS                        Poet's Biography
First Line: Http://books.Google.Com/books?Id=iu0vkq3dl7yc&pg=pa6&dq=catullus+%22when+lounging+idle+mid+forensic+
Alternate Author Name(s): Catullus, Caius Valerius
Subject(s): Humor


WHY'S/WISE: WISE 1, by AMIRI BARAKA    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis         Recitation by Author     Poet's Biography
First Line: If you ever find / yourself
Last Line: To get / out!
Alternate Author Name(s): Jones, Leroi
Subject(s): African Americans; Wit & Humor; Negroes; American Blacks


WIT OF THE CORPSE, by JAMES HARRISON    Poem Source         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
Last Line: Is lost on the lid of the coffin
Alternate Author Name(s): Harrison, Jim
Subject(s): Coffins; Death; Nature; Wit And Humor


WITT, by JOSEPH BEAUMONT    Poem Text                    
First Line: But who has witt enough to tell / me what it is?
Last Line: Tis best, and I had rather wise than witty be.
Subject(s): Story-telling; Wisdom; Wit & Humor


Y IS FOR YARN, by WILLIAM JAY SMITH    Poem Full Text         Poet Analysis             Poet's Biography
First Line: The wool that's unwound
Subject(s): Alphabets; Wit & Humor